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05-03-2006, 04:27 PM
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Re: Snakes on a Plane
Lol. Thanks.
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05-03-2006, 05:14 PM
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Re: Snakes on a Plane
Hissssss!!!
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05-06-2006, 08:01 PM
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Re: Snakes on a Plane
I am so going to see this film.
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05-08-2006, 12:21 PM
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Re: Snakes on a Plane
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Remember, at one point they were going to try and legitimize the thing by changing the title to "Pacific Air Flight 121" or something like that.
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I'd bet that "Snakes on a Plane" was originally just a working title that, once it leaked, took on a life of its own. They probably intended to change the title but now that their working title has done about $80 million worth of marketing for them, they don't dare
R.I.P. DVDSpot 
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05-08-2006, 02:18 PM
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Cees Alons
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Re: Snakes on a Plane
"Ladies and Gentlemen.
Whenever the pressure of the cabin gets low, something will automatically come down from the ceiling dangling in front of you. When you notice this, grab the thicker lower end, pull it towards you and press it firmly to your mouth.
Parents should help themselves before doing their children.
Thank you for your attention!"
Cees
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05-08-2006, 05:39 PM
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Re: Snakes on a Plane
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Parents should help themselves before doing their children.
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We suggest reserving the ball python for older children, and helping infants and toddlers to the rattlers.
This plane is equippped with the latest in anxiety treatment. Should you worry about terrorism after viewing our in-flight showings of Die Hard and Flight 93, just grab one of our constrictors and let it wrap itself firmly around your chest. Breathe out normally, and keep breathing out -- soon, everything that was bothering you will seem petty and insignificant.
If you are in business class and your laptop runs out of battery power, don't hesitate to help yourself to one of our fine adders. Note: You may want to ask the stewardess for some Lincoln Logs. Adders don't need batteries, but may have problems multiplying without the aid of a log table. |
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05-09-2006, 12:54 AM
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Re: Snakes on a Plane
EMPLOYEE MEMO
Stewardesses and pilots who lose their jobs in the upcoming layoffs will be pleased to know that we have arranged 18 months of COBRA coverage at no cost! Just file your coverage request with "The King" in Human Resources.
STEWARDESS ANNOUNCEMENTS
"Today's flight is fully booked. We ask all passengers to place at least two snakes under the seat in front of them for takeoff and landing. Once we are airborne and have reached full cruising altitude, the captain will turn off the 'fasten seatbelts' sign, at which time snakes will be free to move about the cabin. Thank you for your cooperation."
"In case of a water landing, lean forward, tuck your head under your seat, and kiss your asp goodbye."
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05-09-2006, 01:07 AM
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Re: Snakes on a Plane
Elaine Dickinson: There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board with a snake bite kit?
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked a bad day to quit snake charming.
Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown snake molting?
Young Boy with Coffee: Excuse me, I happened to be passing, and I thought you might like some coffee.
Little Girl: Oh, that's very nice of you, thank you.
Young Boy with Coffee: Cream?
Little Girl: No, thank you, I take it black, like my adders.
Rumack: The survival of everyone on board depends on just one thing: finding someone on board who can not only fly this plane, but who is immune to snake bites.
Controller: I know, but this guy has no flying experience at all. He's a menace to himself and everything else in the air... yes, snakes too.
Rex Kramer: [talking on the phone to the airport control tower] No, we can't do that, the risk of a snake-out is too great. Keep 'em at 24,000. No, feet.
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05-26-2006, 07:16 PM
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Re: Snakes on a Plane
Anyone catch the trailer before X3? This film is going to be a romp!
AJG
\"It\'s been my lifelong ambition to be a movie usher, and I have failed, as far as I am concerned\" - Bob Dylan
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05-26-2006, 11:54 PM
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Re: Snakes on a Plane
They had a Snakes On A Plane poster up at a local theater.
It showed a plane, with two snakes entwined along its length. Their mouths were open, and their fangs were menacing the cockpit.
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05-27-2006, 12:33 AM
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Brett
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Re: Snakes on a Plane
Saw this trailer before X3, and quite a few people reacted to it as soon as the word "snakes" appeared. I'd say the buzz around this one is growing.
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05-27-2006, 02:30 AM
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Re: Snakes on a Plane
Crowd went nuts when "Snakes" appeared. I was originally thinking that they were blowing their hype load early on this one but it appears that they are playing it just right.
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