Snakes on a Plane - Page 2

Russell G · 11-08-2005, 05:40 PM

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No 50-foot long python or anaconda? I'm crushed ...

That would be the sequel, "Plane in a Snake" with Ice "They got snakes that big?" Cube.

Thomas Newton · 11-08-2005, 06:14 PM

There's the Western prequel, "Snakes on a Plain", starring snakes that slither on the ground, vs. snakes that walk on two legs.

I hear that the slithering kind say that the others taste "just like chicken".

Cassy_w · 11-09-2005, 09:15 AM

LOL! I just peed myself.

Holadem · 11-09-2005, 10:59 AM

Could the sequel be Snakes in Space?

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Russell G · 11-09-2005, 12:06 PM

Come on Holadem, no one would be crazy enough to make a film called "Snakes In Space"!

LOL

Thomas Newton · 11-09-2005, 01:17 PM

"On April 1, 2025, the first passenger Shuttle lifted off from Cape Canaveral."

"Approximately 30 minutes later, passengers discovered a seemingly endless supply of deadly snakes crawling out of an unsecured cargo area."

"This is the story of their three-hour cruise."

Jacob McCraw · 11-09-2005, 02:42 PM

Make fun all you want but just remember that they were going to call "Jaws" "Shark in the Ocean" there for a while.

Jeremy Allin · 11-09-2005, 04:41 PM

Perhaps a name-change to Cocksnakepit?

Russell G · 11-09-2005, 05:46 PM

The only thing that would make this film any sweeter is if Michael Bay directed it.

"Oh what's that, yo udidn't like "The Island"? To cerebral for you retards? Fine, here's "Snakes on a Plane"! Think you can follow that? Huh?"

Greg_S_H · 11-10-2005, 01:08 AM

Whoa! Check it out! A suitably stupid Snakes on a Plane fan song!

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...D2C4502048992.

Make sure Noodles With Teeth is queued up.