Here are my thoughts that I posted in the Scary Movie Challenge thread...
The Grudge - Hmmm...I feel mixed about this one. I just read Scott's (scathing) review of the film, and I agree with a lot of what he said. On the other hand, the aspects that were ripped directly from the original Grudge worked here too. I didn't think SMG was as bad as everyone else did. I didn't "care" about her, per se, but I didn't "care" about anyone. That didn't mean I wasn't interested in what was happening to them. My main problem was jump scares. It was detrimental to The Ring remake, and even more-so here. The atmosphere is killed with sharp loud music. It was almost like someone was up in the projection booth turning the volume to 11 (

) just as a scare showed up. Lazy film-making, IMO. I also thought the ending was pretty crap-tastic. Having SMG survive was bad enough, but the execution of Kayako showing up was pretty lame. Rather than having some sort of slow-burn ending (like the house being sold to another family), it's just another loud shock scare. The only thing that this film added was Pullman's suicide at the beginning. Great execution and a great way to begin a film.
I was flabbergasted at how much of the film was identical to the original. The only thing it seemed they changed was:
swapping out the police-man/daughter (original) story for the Pullman story. Of course, the Pullman stuff was based off of the first Ju-On, so it was still relying on previous story from the series.
The Lynchian aspects of the original are mostly gone, but I didn't expect them to be ported over. I'm glad they kept the splintered storytelling method. I (unlike so many critics) liked it in the original, and I like it here. If you only view one of the vignettes, you don't really understand the context...but when you see them all together it shows a defined picture. I said that the jump-scares kill atmosphere, but I thought the house gave off plenty of creepy vibes. I saw it with my mom, and she was totally put off by the the noises, especially the croaking noise. Take away a lot of the loud music, and I agree with her. Way too over the top with the score. Overall, I didn't think it was a bad movie. As I said before, it had a lot of aspects that I liked (those from the original). But, it didn't add much to the original story and jump scares were too prevalent. I feel pretty conflicted, but I'm going to give it a 3.5/5. That may change if I see it again.
...btw, Scott summed up my feelings on jump scares much better (and more comedically) than I ever could:
"Imagine you paying me money to throw a cat at your head while you're fumbling through a dark hallway. And as soon as I toss the cat, I click play on my insta-shriek violin machine."
