[Garrett Lundy]

The following is a list of spoilers from every movie I can think about spoiling, in no particular order. But I won't tell you what movie, you must guess! (or suffer pains of torture). But these are major plot spoilers so please don't read if you haven't seen the movies yet.
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Thulsa Doom gets beheaded, "Rosebud" is a sled, The boat sinks, Shes a He, Germany loses the war, America wins the war, The guy gets his revenge, the woman gets her revenege, the little girl gets away, the underdog soccer team wins with 1 point, it was all in her head, Jack IS tyler, He IS an assassin, there is a conspiracy, he gets crucified, the plane crashes, the asteroid gets destoryed, the asteroid hits the planet, the creature is a creation of the scientists ID brought to life by the planets machines, The monster kills Frankenstein and then himself, it was a game after all, Bruce Willis is dead, his soul is in the briefcase (purported), everyone either dies or gos to hell, Soylent green is people, the damned apes destroyed it, Darth Vader is Luke's father, there is really no resurrection you just die, it is a devil-baby, the killer is apprehended but the reporter loses his mind, the hunter becomes the hunted, the Joker dies, Neo dies, Gollum dies, Diz dies, the samurai save the village, the POWs are beheaded, frogs rain from the sky, Voldemort is foiled, Lenny already killed his wifes killer, Detective Mills becomes wrath, Dannie gets shot, Donnie gets crushed by debris, The android is rescued by robots from the future and gets his wish, the vikings kill the cavemen and the Arab gos home, It is an elaborate computer-generated "dream world" used to keep mankind complacent while their bodies are used for power production, the car is possessed by the ghost of its original owner, she kills the whole highschool, tetsuo becomes a demi-god and destroys Neo-Tokyo, the Green Goblin dies, Lestat lives, Charlie gets the factory, It was all a dreamland created by a farmgirl, theres a giant spider up there, the little girl is the devil, Wesley and Buttercup live happily ever after, Fiona is an Ogre, germs kill the aliens, a computer virus kills the aliens, water kills the aliens, Kurt Russel may be an alien, he gets rescued, Mr.Glass is the villain, the revolt fails, the revolt is successful, hes in a drug-induced haze the whole time, the alien homeworld is destoyed, the Frenchman gets away, the child escapes from the cannibal, Leatherface is still at large, the zombies cannot be stopped, the hide in the woods, the disease kills the teens and gets in the water supply, the ship is captured, hit by a train, the submarine sinks, the girl defeats the Loc-Nar, caveman gets reunited with girlfriend, hes gay, the plane lands safely, killed by rednecks, the house is destroyed, the boat lures people to their graves, she was murdered, the werewolf is still alive, the cop gets infected, the book has poisoned pages, the sheriff is killed, she died years ago, he is a spy, hes really the devil, they escape the island, the shark gets killed.

I'd add a few more but I'm getting tired. Maybe tomorrow.

[Malcolm R]

please don't read if you haven't seen the movies yet.

How will we know unless you tell us what movies you're spoiling?

[DonRoeber]

You forgot one.

Spoiler:

It's Gweneth Paltrow's head in the box.

[Michael Reuben]

Garret, I've added some spacing to your initial post, because the spoiler protection doesn't work in the thread preview (when you roll your mouse cursor over the thread title).

M.

[BretWeaver]

Spoiler:

Alrighty, didnt get em all... but I got pretty close. Might not all be exactly what you were thinking of but some of those were pretty vague.

Thulsa Doom gets beheaded, Conan the barbarian
"Rosebud" is a sled, Citizen Kane
The boat sinks, Titanic
Shes a He, The crying game
Germany loses the war, Every WWII movie
America wins the war, Red Dawn
The guy gets his revenge, Nevada Smith
the woman gets her revenege, Kill Bill volume 1
the little girl gets away, Waterworld
the underdog soccer team wins with 1 point, A shot at glory
it was all in her head, Mullholand Drive
Jack IS tyler, Fight Club
He IS an assassin, The manchurian cantidate
there is a conspiracy, conspiracy theory
he gets crucified, Spartacus
the plane crashes, Con Air
the asteroid gets destoryed, Armageddon
the asteroid hits the planet, Deep Impact
the creature is a creation of the scientists ID brought to life by the planets machines, Star Trek
The monster kills Frankenstein and then himself, Mary Shelly's frankenstein
it was a game after all, The game
Bruce Willis is dead, The sixth sense
his soul is in the briefcase (purported), Pulp Fiction
Soylent green is people, Soylent Green
the damned apes destroyed it, Return to the planet of the apes
Darth Vader is Luke's father, Empire strikes back
it is a devil-baby, Rosemary's Baby
the hunter becomes the hunted, The Hunted
the Joker dies, Batman
Neo dies, The Matrix
Gollum dies, return of the king
Diz dies, starship troopers
the samurai save the village, the seven samurai
the POWs are beheaded, Braveheart
frogs rain from the sky, Magnolia
Voldemort is foiled, Harry Potter
Lenny already killed his wifes killer, Momento
Detective Mills becomes wrath, Se7en
The android is rescued by robots from the future and gets his wish, A.I.
the vikings kill the cavemen and the Arab gos home, The 13th warrior
It is an elaborate computer-generated "dream world" used to keep mankind complacent while their bodies are used for power production, The matrix
the car is possessed by the ghost of its original owner, Crhistine
she kills the whole highschool, Carrie
tetsuo becomes a demi-god and destroys Neo-Tokyo, Akira
the Green Goblin dies, Spiderman
Lestat lives, Interview with a Vampire
It was all a dreamland created by a farmgirl, The wizard of oz
Wesley and Buttercup live happily ever after, The princess bride
Fiona is an Ogre, shrek
a computer virus kills the aliens, Independence day
Kurt Russel may be an alien, The Thing
he gets rescued, Castaway
Mr.Glass is the villain, Unbreakable
the revolt fails, Spartacus
the revolt is successful, The patriot
hes in a drug-induced haze the whole time, fear and loathing in los vegas
the alien homeworld is destoyed, Final fantasy
the child escapes from the cannibal,
Leatherface is still at large, The texas chainsaw massacre
the zombies cannot be stopped, Dawn of the Dead
the disease kills the teens and gets in the water supply, Cabin fever
the ship is captured, Star Wars
hit by a train, final destination
the submarine sinks, u571
the girl defeats the Loc-Nar, Heavy Metal
caveman gets reunited with girlfriend, Encino Man
hes gay, Saving Silverman
the plane lands safely, Always
killed by rednecks, Wrong Turn
the boat lures people to their graves, Ghost Ship
she was murdered, Sixth Sense
the werewolf is still alive, Dog Soldiers
the sheriff is killed, Tombstone
hes really the devil, Devil's advocate
they escape the island, Lord of the Flies
the shark gets killed. Jaws
It's Gweneth Paltrow's head in the box, se7en

thats my list


Spoiler tag added by moderator - Cees Alons

[Nicodemus]

What about

Spoiler:

he really may be an alien, the weird-o's father is gay too, the narrator is keyzer soze, it's a trap, it's all bogus and they're doing a heist

[PeterTHX]

Spoiler:

the creature is a creation of the scientists ID brought to life by the planets machines:

Not "Star Trek" but "Forbidden Planet"!



Spoiler tag added by moderator - Cees Alons

[Cees Alons]

I see no use for this thread. We've had another one a few years ago, BTW.

Also, people seem consistently unable to use spoiler tags, although almost probably no-one has seen *all* movies that are spoiled here.

The presence of the "spoiler" word in the title can only be a proper excuse for this if no one enters this thread.

In short: I started adding spoilers to posts, but now I'm closing the thread altogether. Don't start another one.


Cees