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03-15-2003, 04:20 PM
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Jaws 4 - I'm drawn to it like a moth to a flame..... Mario's accent is a hoot !
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03-15-2003, 09:17 PM
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I read ,I think in Premere,or Movieline,,something I dunno,,they called Breakdown the only good true B movie of the 90s.
And I agree to some extent,I think its pretty good,but it is kinda just a B movie, I didnt think that until they said it,and then I thought about it,and yeah I can see the B movieness to it. Nonetheless its my guilty pleasure.
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03-16-2003, 06:47 PM
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There's no reason to feel guilty about liking Breakdown. IMHO, there's a ton of well handled clammy tension in it, hence it has some measure of craft and skill.
Starship Troopers however is one of the best send-ups ever. Genius.
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03-17-2003, 03:30 PM
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I'll have to second Ski School!
Good call, RobertW. Yeah, it's got plot elements from Animal House, but man is this just a fun flick to pop in and have a few beers to! Almost every line is quotable, too.
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Go ahead, do with me what you will. Beat me savagely and leave me in a gutter to die. Au revoire, mon cherie..someday we shall run naked under a full moon!
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Welcome to my kingdom. I will bed you all before the night is through.
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03-17-2003, 06:57 PM
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ed: "and now for another game of...whose underwear is it?, with your host....it's fitz!"
fitz: "thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. let's have a nice warm hello for today's guest underwear."
dave and ed(astonished): "whose underwear is that?"
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03-17-2003, 07:56 PM
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I absolutely lurv bad movies...and I think most stuff is bad. so here is my list and I dont care if you think any one of these is an actual respectful movie:
Roadhouse How can you not love a movie with this line: I use to f*** guys like you in prison !
Cocktail Someone tell the bartenders they are dorks...please.
Spring Break oh the humanity...but i dare you to stop watching.
The Amityville Horror Mr Steiger, we need you to come in so we can loop your really loud vomit scene.
Flash Gordon Forever immortalized by The Orb on their first album. This is like ... yea, we know its bad but we're just going to load it up with great actors and have some fun. I mean how mayn B movies have Max Von Sydow, Topol, Tim Dalton not to mention ex playmates ?!!!
Jaws 3-D I wonder how many people out there catch this on USA late night totally unaware that it was in 3-D and if they wonder why everything is seemingly pointed right at the camera...
The Bad News Bears in Breaking Training Way back when Steve Nash could only play baseball.
These really aren't necessarily B-Movies (well, Spring Break is) but boy I love their badness.
A new life awaits you in the off-world colonies, the chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure.
Let's Go . . . To the colonies !
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03-18-2003, 09:56 AM
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Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2002)
directed by Lee Gordon Demarbre
The first testament says "an eye for an eye." - The second testament says "love thy neighbour." - The third testament ... Kicks Ass!!!
I wanted to come in here and tell you how wonderful, and deliciously bad JCVH was, but I can not do that. The movie has some great moments, but for the most part it was just a series of missed opportunities. I had big expectations for his one, and the first 25 minutes didn’t disappoint. However, the rest of the movie (while having a moment or two here and there) was mostly a letdown.
Our story begins with Father Alban (a punk-rock priest) being called upon to retrieve Jesus from his beach residence to be called into action. Why? Because as the Ottawa Express newspaper reads: NCC reports critical lesbian shortage.
And Jesus is at first reluctant, as he is busy building his Father’s kingdom (which bears a striking resemblance to a sandcastle), but is soon swayed when he is attacked by lesbian vampires who can walk in the sun. And when his priest pals have fallen, Jesus decides to end this vampire menace. And what exactly would Jesus do to prepare for this? Why he goes and gets a shave and a haircut and his ears pierced, of course.
But poor Jesus soon realizes, through a wonderful song and dance number, that society is not on his side. He is alone in this battle. And to make matters worse, he must deal with the Atheists too. “We’re taking you’re Second Coming down!“ And by the way, do you know how many Atheists you can fit into a Jeep? 36, I counted them.
After the Atheists “conversion”, the movie just loses momentum. Enter Mary Magnum, a lesbian friend who comes to help Jesus. They discover how the Vampires are able to walk in the sunlight. Through skin grafts from an evil skin grafter. And where does the skin come from? Why from all the missing lesbians, of course.
More hi-jinks ensue. Mary is bitten, and Jesus gets a serious ass whupping from Johnny Golgotha, the leader of the vampire clan. More stuff happens, including Jesus enlisting the help of Santos, a professional wrestler. Will their combined efforts be enough to stop the vampires?
There is a wonderful premise in this film, but it lacked execution. (And a budget) And I realize the Kung Fu was supposed to be cheesy, but this was beyond cheesy and just plain bad.
Flesh Factor: Zilch
Cheese Factor: High
Best To Be Watched: Without high expectations
"DO NOT float above me while I'm dying in the abyss!"
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03-18-2003, 04:50 PM
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Just mentioned this flick in another thread...
liberty stands still
So bad, it's good. And it has Linda F. 'Nuff said.
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03-19-2003, 04:37 PM
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Night of the Lepus, Gargoyles, and Willard were three cheesy horror flicks from the 70's that used to scare the beejeesus out of me, when I was 10 anyway. Those damn giant rabbits used to give me nightmares. I was probably the only one in the theater who stood up and screamed "Take that Thumper!" when they discovered the bunny in the stewpot in Fatal Attraction.
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03-19-2003, 06:14 PM
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What about the not released Rocket Man. This is one of the funniest and worst movies ever made. People look at me strange when I try to tell them about it.
I am alittle..............slow.
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03-19-2003, 07:46 PM
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Mommie Dearest
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