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03-23-2003, 09:48 PM
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Best Original Score: And the Oscar goes to ... Frida
Best Foreign Language Film: And the Oscar goes to ... Nowhere in Africa.
Best Achievement in Sound: And the Oscar goes to .... Chicago!
Best Achievement in Sound Editing: And the Oscar goes to ... The Two Towers.
Best Documentary: And the Oscar goes to ... Bowling For Columbine.
Best Documentary Short Subject: And the Oscar goes to ... The Twin Towers.
Best Cinematography: And the Oscar goes to ... The Road to Perdition
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03-23-2003, 10:21 PM
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Wow, Michael Moore had a hell of a flame-bait speech. 
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him...a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Gameshow host: "Is taking Viagra kosher during Passover dinner?"
Whoopee Goldberg: "Not if it leads to pork."
Kermit the Frog: "Hey, that's my line!"
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03-23-2003, 10:23 PM
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You gotta love Michael Moore.  Also, Steve Martin's followup was funny.
G.W. McLintock: Camille, you're on your own.
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03-23-2003, 10:24 PM
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Moore did make the most out of his 45 seconds!
Steve's joke:
"Teamsters are in the back stuffing Michael Moore into the trunk of his limo."
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03-23-2003, 10:26 PM
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Man, I'm so happy that my prediction about Conrad Hall was correct.
G.W. McLintock: Camille, you're on your own.
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03-23-2003, 10:26 PM
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Dammit, I missed Steve Martin's followup...got stuck trying to find this thread.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him...a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Gameshow host: "Is taking Viagra kosher during Passover dinner?"
Whoopee Goldberg: "Not if it leads to pork."
Kermit the Frog: "Hey, that's my line!"
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03-23-2003, 10:32 PM
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I wondered who'd be the first on the show to make an ass of himself.
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03-23-2003, 10:38 PM
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Best Film Editing: And the Oscar goes to ... Chicago.
Best Actor: And the Oscar goes to ... Adrian Brody!
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03-23-2003, 10:46 PM
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what a fool Michael Moore was. He has his opinions but he is not higher then god himself and to use the show as a forum, SHAME ON YOU!
Youu too Susan Serandon with the peace sign
 
Lo, there do I see my mother, and my sisters, and my brothers, Lo, there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning, Lo, they do call to me, they bid me take my place among them, In the halls of Valhalla,where the brave may live...
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03-23-2003, 10:52 PM
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Geez, I'm watching from Canada, and I think it is timeshifted, from looking at Patrick's time of posting. Tons of commercials everywhere. 
Bold move by Adrien. 
EDIT: I was talking about the kissing thing. Damn timeshifting...
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him...a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Gameshow host: "Is taking Viagra kosher during Passover dinner?"
Whoopee Goldberg: "Not if it leads to pork."
Kermit the Frog: "Hey, that's my line!"
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03-23-2003, 10:56 PM
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Very moving acceptance speech by Adrian.
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