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Are these RPTVs you are talking about? What store did you go to? Was it a Best Buy or something similar, where all the lights in the store are on?
If so, that's not enough to go on...you have to watch them in a dark (light controlled) room.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him...a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Gameshow host: "Is taking Viagra kosher during Passover dinner?"
Whoopee Goldberg: "Not if it leads to pork."
Kermit the Frog: "Hey, that's my line!"
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