Better stop drinking those hand sanitzing gels!

Jay H · 02-01-2007, 07:51 AM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070131/hl_nm/handgels_dc

[sarcasm]I think they need another warning label[/sarcasm]

Jay

Cameron Yee · 02-01-2007, 09:39 AM

Maybe they got the idea from The Office.

Greg_S_H · 02-01-2007, 02:25 PM

"A person dumb enough to drink Minwax, bleach and paint thinners, or drive with a sun screen in place, is probably also too dumb to read. In that case, warning labels are a waste." -- Walter Williams

Maybe we ought to change the name from "alcohol," so these people won't be stupid enough to drink wood alcohol, rubbing alcohol, etc. For the latter, I propose "Rubbing Holy Shit, You Do NOT Want To Drink This!"

MarkHastings · 02-01-2007, 02:30 PM

I'd prefer not to protect the dumb people any more than we already are. We have enough of them as it is.

Chris Lockwood · 02-02-2007, 12:44 AM

Yes, change the name to Rubbing Tasty Drink.

I just puked up a bunch of ethanol after reading this.

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Colton · 02-02-2007, 07:58 AM

You know, the whole idea of Escape From New York is sounding better and better every day. Let's just take a state and build a wall around it and dump idiots in it.

- Colton

MarkHastings · 02-02-2007, 09:45 AM

I know this should go in the commercials thread, but there's a new car commercial where they show cars driving on buildings. There is a disclaimer that says something like "Obvioulsy this is fantasy. Cars can't drive on buildings"

Come on! I want people to try and do this! I want some moron to drive off the roof of a parking garage, thinking his car can scale the walls!!!

KurtEP · 02-02-2007, 10:03 AM

I remember reading a short story where the lead character hired his illiterate and very hard drinking enemy to transport a barrel of "alcohol" somewhere, not telling him that it was wood alcohol. Good concept, but I can't remember the name of the story or the author.

MarkHastings · 02-02-2007, 10:13 AM

Sam Malone (to delivery guy): Damn it, I didn't say I wanted Sorghum...I said I wanted some more gum!!!

Todd H · 02-02-2007, 10:58 AM

Geez, we are totally destroying the process of natural selection.