Under 300 words huh? Ok, I'll give it a shot....
Once upon a time, there were some mischievous kids looking to have some fun. They came upon an overpass and decided to throw rocks at cars passing underneath. They were all terrible aim because they spent time causing trouble around town instead of attending gym class.
After several attempts of throwing the rocks and only being successful a few times, one of the kids thought of an excellent idea. They would go find a long rope and tie something heavy to the end of it. Then as a car passed under, they would throw the heavy object down and if they missed, they could simply pull it back up.
Shortly later, one of the kids returned with a long rope and a brick. After tying the end of the rope to the brick, they waited until the next car passed under, and BINGO! It was a perfect hit! The car swerved finally coming to rest in a ditch.
After all of the commotion died down, the kids decided to give it another try. This time a large semi passed below. As the next kid dropped the brick, it broke through the windshield of the semi, and barely missed the driver. The kid, on the other hand, had the rope tied around his arm much to tight, resulting to the momentum from the semi causing the kids arm to be ripped right off!!
A car passing close by, saw the arm dangling from the semi and called the police from their cellular phone. Within minutes the police pulled the semi over, ordered the driver of the semi out of the car telling him, “YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!!” The driver of the semi said, “Why?? What are the charges officer?” The policeman snapped the handcuffs on him and said, “Armed Robbery”.
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I wish I could take the credit for coming up with the story
