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10-14-2004, 05:51 PM
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Sugartastic,
Why don't you just find a stranger on a bus or train and trade murders? That way there's nothing to connect you to the victim.
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10-14-2004, 05:53 PM
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cuz the stranger you talk to will end up being more of a psycho then you and start stalkin' your ass. next thing you know, you're at some carnival dukin' it out...no thanks!
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10-14-2004, 06:11 PM
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I'd take them out to a very filling meal first. Bacon cheeseburgers, ravioli, soda, cheese sticks, ice cream and cake. I would be real friendly to them. I would even smile a lot at them. They would think I was their best friend in the whole world. Then I would throw them off a cliff and laugh.
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10-14-2004, 06:16 PM
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Umm, Zen, I can't do any more beer tastings...ever. Oh yeah, and that wasn't really my house you were at, it was my, um, friends house, yeah, my friends house.
Sometime's you reach what's real by making believe.
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10-14-2004, 06:20 PM
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Personally, I rather be the neighbor of one of these murderers. This way, when he get caught, I can be there for the TV news reporters....
"He's a quiet man...."
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10-14-2004, 06:24 PM
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Ted, your #3 was a L&O episode. I saw that again too!
The other really stupid thing that they miss in some shows is the planted evidence. "Hey, can you check that and see if my fingerprints are on it?"
Yeah, the criminals are usually stupid anyway, but can you see a baggie being checked for prints and they only find a cop's prints on them?
They are still fun to watch, though.
Glenn
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10-14-2004, 06:27 PM
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actually glenn, i've never seen a full episode of law & order (but i know the "Bong Bong" sound)! glad to know i'm hipper then i thought. 
i may have to create some sort of list ... kinda like the evil overlord one. hmm...
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10-14-2004, 06:31 PM
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Some amendments...
4. Use a .22 revolver. The bullet will bounce around inside the skull without making a mess on the outside. .22's are also easily disposed of and can be found quite easily which makes them very hard to trace.
8. A lot of laid out plastic can take care of that. Also helps to eliminate the need for cleaning and aids in disposal.
9. It's easier to get away with than you think. 
10. Don't openly discuss the rules of "whacking" someone on the internet.
Oops!
BLAM!
Good... bad... I'm the guy with the gun.
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10-14-2004, 06:36 PM
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10. Don't openly discuss the rules of "whacking" someone on the internet.
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shizzle....
[slaps self on forehead]
i always think about this scene from "american psycho"
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INT. BATEMAN'S APARTMENT - NIGHT
The living room floor has been meticulously covered with
newspaper.
Owen is slumped drunkenly in a white Eames chair, a glass
in his hand. Bateman is looking through his CDs.
BATEMAN
You like Huey Lewis and the News?
OWEN
They're okay.
BATEMAN
Their early work was a little too New Wave for my
taste. But then Sports came out in 1983, I think they really
came into their own, commercially and artistically.
Bateman walks to his bathroom, taking a large ax out of the
shower. He takes two Valium.
BATEMAN
(Said partly from the bathroom)
The whole album has a clear, crisp sound and a new sheen of
consummate professionalism that gives the songs a big boost.
Bateman comes back out and leans the ax against the wall.
He walks to the foyer and puts on a raincoat, watching Owen
from behind ail the time.
BATEMAN
He's been compared to ELvis Costello but I think
Huey has a more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
Owen is absent-mindedly leafing through the Barneys
catalogue.
OWEN
Hey, Halberstam?
BATEMAN
Yes, Owen?
OWEN
Why are there copies of the Style section all over
the place? Do you have a dog? A chow or something?
BATEMAN
No, Owen.
OWEN
(Confused)
Is that a raincoat?
BATEMAN
Yes, it is.
Bateman moves to the CD player. He takes a CD out of its
case and slides it in the machine.
BATEMAN
In 1987 Huey released this, Fore!, their most
accomplished album. I think I heir undisputed masterpiece is
"HiP To Be Square," a song so catchy that most people probably
don't listen to the lyrics. But they should because it's not
just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of
trends. It's al~ a personal statement about the band itself.
Bateman puts on "Hip To Be Square."
BATEMAN crosses the room and picks up the ax.
We follow BATEMAN from behind as he walks up to Owen, the
ax raised over his head.
BATEMAN
Hey, Paul?
As Owen turns around, FROM OWEN'S POV we see Bateman swing
the ax toward his face.
Blood sprays onto the white raincoat.
FROM BEHIND OWEN, we see BATEMAN as he yanks the ax out.
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