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05-14-2004, 11:05 AM
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Instant uptight people detector invented...
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him...a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Gameshow host: "Is taking Viagra kosher during Passover dinner?"
Whoopee Goldberg: "Not if it leads to pork."
Kermit the Frog: "Hey, that's my line!"
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05-14-2004, 12:28 PM
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Those people better not bring their kids to the zoo or farm then.
My DVD Collection
I met him, fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding; even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with this blind, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes... the Devil's eyes! I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up for I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... evil! - Dr Sam Loomis(Halloween)
Damn you Mop N Glo! - Stewie (Family Guy)
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05-14-2004, 02:41 PM
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Mark
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Real animals having sex is "nature". The swatch (depicting cartoon sex) isn't.
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05-14-2004, 02:50 PM
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I love how people get so offended so easily...
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Which is, of course, exactly what Swatch is counting on...
\"I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my shelf.\"
\"The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don\'t have it.\"
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05-14-2004, 02:52 PM
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Ricardo C
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Man, an hour wasted on this sig! Thanks, Toshiba! :p
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05-14-2004, 03:19 PM
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| No kidding I think they're gonna be repeating their statement A LOT for the duration or their stay |
Just wait until the see the underwear advertisements on billboards.
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05-15-2004, 09:44 AM
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Real animals having sex is "nature". The swatch (depicting cartoon sex) isn't.
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Max,
I think you just invented a new detector. 
J
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05-15-2004, 12:44 PM
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(begin rant)
God people are babies! they complain and bitch in hopes of having the advertisement takin down, they are too dumb to even realize that all of their whining is creating more publicity for the ad and will make more $ for the company. i mean, would I (living in CA) even know the ad existed if they werent bitching about it so much? I didnt even know swatch was still around, but now I do.
Maybe I'll buy one just to piss off all the complaining soccer moms out there!
(end rant)
Johnny
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05-15-2004, 02:20 PM
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Oh no, will somebody think of the children.
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