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07-24-2003, 10:51 AM
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The incredible teleporting rat. Finding my sister's rat in my room....
This morning I woke up and found my sister's rat in my room. It was weird because at first I thought it was a piece of paper flopping around from my fan blowing on my shelf. Then I look again and noticed it was my sister's rat. I went over and picked it up, then woke my sister up and gave it to her. I still have yet to figure out how it got in my room on one of my shelves.
My DVD Collection
I met him, fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding; even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with this blind, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes... the Devil's eyes! I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up for I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... evil! - Dr Sam Loomis(Halloween)
Damn you Mop N Glo! - Stewie (Family Guy)
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07-24-2003, 11:13 AM
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First she messes up your DVDs and now she's teleporting rats into your room. Yikes, she may be out to get you.
Man, if I woke up to a rat in my room it would be returned in a hefty bag *shudder*.
"Oh Mikey do you think I even know what the hell they are talking about half the time? I dont know whether they are talking about how hard it is to be adopted or how their father never shows them love. All I do man, is I wrinkle my eyebrows, stare at their lips and somehow I turn out to be some big sweetie." - Trent Walker (Swingers - 1996)
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07-24-2003, 11:30 AM
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You don’t have a cat by any chance?
¡Time is not my master!
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07-24-2003, 11:43 AM
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No I don't have a cat. I do have 3 cats though.
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I met him, fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding; even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with this blind, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes... the Devil's eyes! I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up for I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... evil! - Dr Sam Loomis(Halloween)
Damn you Mop N Glo! - Stewie (Family Guy)
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07-24-2003, 11:56 AM
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Years ago, I heard a persistent scratching behind one of the power outlets here at work. I removed the cover plate, and there staring at me were the beady little eyes of a Golden Hamster. I knocked a hole in the plasterboard and he came right on out.
The little rat cutie had traveled about 100 feet through the crawl space, from the pet store 5 stores away, to my vet office.  I guess he thought he needed a checkup. Now I had a nice hole in the wall to fix.  |
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07-24-2003, 01:05 PM
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No I don't have a cat. I do have 3 cats though.
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07-24-2003, 02:07 PM
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Paul, he was making a singular vs. plural joke.
"Oh Mikey do you think I even know what the hell they are talking about half the time? I dont know whether they are talking about how hard it is to be adopted or how their father never shows them love. All I do man, is I wrinkle my eyebrows, stare at their lips and somehow I turn out to be some big sweetie." - Trent Walker (Swingers - 1996)
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07-24-2003, 08:45 PM
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I guess you should have phrased the question as:
Do you have more than zero cats?
Andrew in Austin
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07-25-2003, 10:02 AM
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Sorry, it was just a lame joke. I still haven't figured out how it got in my room. I always keep my bedroom door closed. The only way I can think of is that it got underneath my door somehow.
My DVD Collection
I met him, fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding; even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with this blind, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes... the Devil's eyes! I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up for I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... evil! - Dr Sam Loomis(Halloween)
Damn you Mop N Glo! - Stewie (Family Guy)
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