I never figured out how those types of handles work, anyway. Some have a little arrow or marker at the top, and you turn that left for hot or right for cold. Consequently, the handle faces right for hot and left for cold. On others, the handle itself is the marker, which means the handle faces left for hot or right for cold. In Ted's case, it sounds like the handle faces right for hot and left for cold. Confusing, isn't it
I have a coping suggestion: Ted, if you're right-handed, then become left-handed, or vice versa...