"Oh pointy birds, oh pointy pointy. Anoint my head, anointy nointy."
"Ladies and gentlemen, I can envision a day when the brains of brilliant men can be kept alive in the bodies of dumb people!"
Inspector: "You are playing God!"
Dr.Hfuhruhurr: "Somebody has to!"
Dr.Hfuhruhurr: "Into the mud, scum queen!"
Dr.Necessiter: "Nonsense! If the murder of twelve innocent people can help save one human life, it will have been worth it."
Big breasted hooker: "Its moi voice ainit?"
Dr.Hfuhruhurr: "I can't."
Big breasted hooker: "Can't what?",
Dr.Hfuhruhurr: "I can't inject you with window cleaner."
Big breatsed hooker: "Oi don't moind. Hoy, what does it do anywoy?"
Dr.Hfuhruhurr: "It causes your brain to die last."
Big breasted hooker: "Oi don't moind."
Anne Uumellmahaye: "I don't think there's a girl floating in a jar anywhere who's as happy as I am."
Dr.Necessiter: "As you know, my research has advanced to a point where I can put her mind into the body of a gorilla."
Dr.Hfuhruhurr: "[wincing]...I couldn't fuck a gorilla!"
The Man With Two Brains, Steve Martin at his manic best, hysterically funny!
