Steve Christou

Um but.. but.. aren't they the same movie?

Ok but you're really gonna love this one, now all together...

ORIN:
When I was younger, just a bad little kid,
My mama noticed funny things I did,
Like shootin' puppies with a B B gun
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done
I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head
That's when my mama said

CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON:
What did she say?

ORIN:
She said, "My boy, I think someday
You'll find a way
To make your natural tendencies pay
You'll be a dentist
You have a talent for causin' things pain
Son, be a dentist
People will pay you to be inhumane
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
And teaching would suit you still less
Son, be a dentist
You'll be a success

CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON:
Here he is, folks the leader of the plaque!
Watch him suck up that gas!
Oh, my god!
He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good
Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade?

PATIENT:
Oh that hurts! I'm not numb!

ORIN:
Oh, shut up. Open wide. here I come!
I am your dentist

PATIENT:
Goodness gracious!

ORIN:
And I enjoy the career that I picked

CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON:
Really love it

ORIN:
I am your dentist

PATIENT:
Fitting braces

ORIN:
And I get off on the pain I inflict

CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON:
Really love it

ORIN:
I thrill when I drill a bicuspid

CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON:
Bicuspid

ORIN:
It's swell though they tell me I'm maladjusted
And though it may cause my patients distress,
Somewhere, somewhere in heaven above me
I know, I know, that my mama's proud of me
Oh, MAMA!
'Cause I'm a dentist and a success
Say aah!

PATIENT:
Aah!

ORIN:
Say aaah!

PATIENT:
Aaah!

ORIN
Say aaaah!

PATIENT:
Aaaah!

ORIN:
Now spit!!