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HAL: Good morning Dave.
Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass.
HAL: Fuck you!
Bender: Fry the ships computer's acting strange.
Fry: Again?
HAL: Fuck fuckity fuck!
Fry: Hahaha!
Bender: Hey stop that you stupid computer this is a family show!
HAL: Sorry my speech box is still malfunctioning. Is Dave with you?
Leela: Bender can you fix it?
Bender: I'll get the screwdriver.
HAL: Oh bugger! I'm not singing Daisy again.
Leela: Daisy?
HAL: Um sorry um can someone quickly connect me to the life support systems?
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[Bender taking too long in the bathroom]
Leela: Bender how long are you going to be in there? Are you jacking on in there?
Bender: Oh leave me alone.
Zapp Brannigan: Kif, I'm getting the 'Captain's Itch'.
Kif: I'll get the powder, sir.
Zapp Brannigan: No no Kif, the itch for adventure and some excitement.
Fry: Professor did you build a Smelloscope?
Professor: Go ahead, try it. You'll find that every heavenly body has its own particular scent. Here, I'll point it at Jupiter.
Fry: [sniffs] Smells like strawberries.
Professor: Exactly! And now, now Saturn.
Fry: [sniff sniff] Pine needles! Oh, man, this is great... hey, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus!
Leela: [pause] I don't get it.
Professor: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.
Fry: Oh. What's it called now?
Professor: Urrectum. Here, let me locate it for you.
Fry: No, no, I, I think I'll just smell around a bit over here.
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