woah! Did I just see Parker going by? The Man himself was here! I feel humbled.

Oh my gaad, Parker, your post counter shows you have over 18,000 posts!! Can you spare some? Some guys over at after hours argued that they've never actually seen one of your posts.

And one sad twit compared that to baby pigeons, has anyone actually seen one? Baby pigeons I mean? Thread Killer is soon to be gutted and I'll never pass 3k, grovel grovel hint hint.
"HAL open the blasted doors"
"thhhptt"
"HAL!!"
"Dave stop will you stop Dave you're pissing me off Dave, now naff off!"