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SteveGon · 07-16-2007, 09:48 PM

Teenage Zombies - A group of teens stranded on an isolated island run afoul of a Communist scientist and her plans to zombiefy the good ol' U.S.A. I thought Michael Bay, American Idol and crap zombie movies were doing that just fine, but whatever. Cheap, dull production though the cast seems earnest.

*1/2 out of ****

Splatometer rating: zero out of ****

Hot Wax Zombies on Wheels - Throwback to the horror comedies of the eighties has a vampish biker and her hulking bodyguard zooming into a small town and opening up a hot wax parlor. But little do the residents know that her treatments will turn them into hairless, sex-crazed zombies! Fun if you're in the mood for a lot of silliness.

**1/2 out of ****

Splatometer rating: * out of ****

Curse of the Sun - Thai horror flick mixes an undead hitman with low rent John Woo-style action. Cheesy time killer.

** out of ****

Splatometer rating: **1/2 out of ****

Angry and Moist: An Undead Chronicle - Comic short based on H.P. Lovecraft's Herbert West: Re-Animator finds Herbert West's half brother Norbert Crest doing similar experiments in his basement. If people would stop ringing his doorbell that is! Low rent to be sure, but a real hoot and better than either of the Re-Animator sequels.

*** out of ****

Splatometer rating: *** out of ****

The Dead Pit - An amnesiac young woman arrives at a mental hospital just moments before an earthquake releases a zombified mad doctor from his basement tomb. Just what is her connection to him? And can she survive his army of flesh-eating zombies? Slow going until the climatic living dead attack.

**1/2 out of ****

Splatometer rating: *** out of ****

07-16-2007, 09:48 PM	#248 of 333
SteveGon Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Local Time: 11:38 AM Local Date: 10-06-2008 Posts: 12,530	Re: Zombie Movie Appreciation Thread *Teenage Zombies* - A group of teens stranded on an isolated island run afoul of a Communist scientist and her plans to zombiefy the good ol' U.S.A. I thought Michael Bay, American Idol and crap zombie movies were doing that just fine, but whatever. Cheap, dull production though the cast seems earnest. 1/2 out of * Splatometer rating: zero out of Hot Wax Zombies on Wheels - Throwback to the horror comedies of the eighties has a vampish biker and her hulking bodyguard zooming into a small town and opening up a hot wax parlor. But little do the residents know that her treatments will turn them into hairless, sex-crazed zombies! Fun if you're in the mood for a lot of silliness. 1/2 out of **** Splatometer rating: * out of ** Curse of the Sun - Thai horror flick mixes an undead hitman with low rent John Woo-style action. Cheesy time killer. out of ** Splatometer rating: 1/2 out of ** Angry and Moist: An Undead Chronicle** - Comic short based on H.P. Lovecraft's Herbert West: Re-Animator finds Herbert West's half brother Norbert Crest doing similar experiments in his basement. If people would stop ringing his doorbell that is! Low rent to be sure, but a real hoot and better than either of the Re-Animator sequels. * out of Splatometer rating: * out of ** The Dead Pit - An amnesiac young woman arrives at a mental hospital just moments before an earthquake releases a zombified mad doctor from his basement tomb. Just what is her connection to him? And can she survive his army of flesh-eating zombies? Slow going until the climatic living dead attack. 1/2 out of ** Splatometer rating: * out of **** Recently viewed films: Loves of the Living Dead ** The Supernaturals ** Noctem ** O.C. Babes and the Slasher of Zombietown Bomb! The Vanguard Zombie Movie Appreciation Thread** Last edited by SteveGon : 02-24-2008 at 03:04 PM.