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SteveGon · 06-02-2007, 08:14 PM

The Shadow Walkers (2006) - A group of scientists wake up to find themselves trapped in an underground research facility that is overrun with mutated, flesh-eating humans. Unfortunately most of the action takes place in near total darkness so....ah, fuck it.

* out of ****

Splatometer rating: ** out of ****

The Mad - A bickering family stops at a roadside diner only to discover that the locally-produced hamburgers are turning people into crazed ghouls. Solid B-movie fare and lots of fun.

*** out of ****

Splatometer rating: *** out of ****

Zombie Death House - As if being framed for murder weren't bad enough, a Vietnam vet finds that the prison doctor's experiments are turning his fellow prisoners into flesh-eating zombies! Directed by B-movie king John Saxon.

*** out of ****

Splatometer rating: *** out of ****

Zombie Bloodbath 3: Zombie Armageddon - Finale to Todd Sheets Zombie Bloodbath trilogy has high school students battling the undead. Better acted than its predecessors, but still pretty cheesy with a plot that defies description.

*1/2 out of ****

Splatometer rating: *** out of ****

Vengeance of the Zombies - Eurohorror icon Paul Naschy plays three roles in this grisly whodunit. Members of high-ranking families are being murdered with their bodies later stolen and turned into zombies. Is a Hindu mystic behind it?

*** out of ****

Splatometer rating: **1/2 out of ****

The Video Dead - Zombies spring forth from a cursed tv set and wreak havoc on a quiet suburban neighborhood in this eighties horror gem.

*** out of ****

Splatometer rating: *** out of ****

Dead Flesh - Earnest litte romancer about a boy and his zombie girlfriend. Will her hunger for brains drive them apart? And what happens when tv stars Betsy the Monster Killer and Zombie Hunter Dave decide that
killing a real zombie would be just the thing to buoy their sagging ratings?

**1/2 out of ****

Splatometer rating: **1/2 out of ****

Revenge of the Zombies - Old school zombie flick has Nazi scientist John Carradine creating an army of the undead. Pretty routine but saved by some good comic relief.

** out of ****

Splatometer rating: zero out of ****

06-02-2007, 08:14 PM	#218 of 330
SteveGon Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Local Time: 07:34 PM Local Date: 09-07-2008 Posts: 12,524	Re: Zombie Movie Appreciation Thread The Shadow Walkers (2006) - A group of scientists wake up to find themselves trapped in an underground research facility that is overrun with mutated, flesh-eating humans. Unfortunately most of the action takes place in near total darkness so....ah, fuck it. * out of ** Splatometer rating: out of ** The Mad - A bickering family stops at a roadside diner only to discover that the locally-produced hamburgers are turning people into crazed ghouls. Solid B-movie fare and lots of fun. * out of ** Splatometer rating: * out of ** Zombie Death House - As if being framed for murder weren't bad enough, a Vietnam vet finds that the prison doctor's experiments are turning his fellow prisoners into flesh-eating zombies! Directed by B-movie king John Saxon. * out of ** Splatometer rating: * out of ** Zombie Bloodbath 3: Zombie Armageddon** - Finale to Todd Sheets Zombie Bloodbath trilogy has high school students battling the undead. Better acted than its predecessors, but still pretty cheesy with a plot that defies description. 1/2 out of * Splatometer rating: * out of ** Vengeance of the Zombies - Eurohorror icon Paul Naschy plays three roles in this grisly whodunit. Members of high-ranking families are being murdered with their bodies later stolen and turned into zombies. Is a Hindu mystic behind it? * out of ** Splatometer rating: 1/2 out of ** The Video Dead - Zombies spring forth from a cursed tv set and wreak havoc on a quiet suburban neighborhood in this eighties horror gem. * out of ** Splatometer rating: * out of ** Dead Flesh - Earnest litte romancer about a boy and his zombie girlfriend. Will her hunger for brains drive them apart? And what happens when tv stars Betsy the Monster Killer and Zombie Hunter Dave decide that killing a real zombie would be just the thing to buoy their sagging ratings? 1/2 out of ** Splatometer rating: 1/2 out of ** Revenge of the Zombies - Old school zombie flick has Nazi scientist John Carradine creating an army of the undead. Pretty routine but saved by some good comic relief. out of ** Splatometer rating: zero out of ** Recently viewed films: Rat-Trap *** The Plague ** Resident Evil: Extinction *** The Tall Guy *** Machine Gun McCain * Zombie Movie Appreciation Thread** Last edited by SteveGon : 02-24-2008 at 03:29 PM.