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Trista and Ryan's Wedding (The Bachelorette)
OK, say it. I watched the darn show. In my defense, there wasn't much else on and I just wanted some background noise. :b :b :b
I don't remember who the host was, but he sure is annoying to the max. So phony. Overreacting to every detail.
As for the wedding ceremony itself, despite all the money they must've spent, it was pretty lame and rather artificial looking. I am sure it looked great in person, but on my TV, it looked all too over planned. Music was cheesily arranged (poor use of synthesizer, cello, and wind instruments) and the set looked like a wedding cake conceived by Queer Eyes for the Straight Guy (no offense to their fans). And what the heck was that sand thing? How lame!
And Trista and Ryan. Geeze. What an annoyingly fake couple. Yeah, Ryan is a good looking guy and Trista looked pretty good with all that makeup and expensive dresses (although she looked disproportionally short against tall Ryan and equally tall priest), but they are so blatantly commercial individuals. No chemistry. So fake.
I am glad helicopters brought at least some spontaneity in this otherwise over-rehearsed, over-planned crap.
Well, that pretty much sums it up. Fake. Enjoy your million dollar prize, America's fake couple.
P.S. There's still half an hour worth of show to go, but I will quit while I am ahead.
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