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10/20/02 at 8:23pm
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Jeff Kleist
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Do you fear the imminent approach of Turkey Knapp?
Jeff Kleist
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10/20/02 at 8:26pm
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forget the HTF pumpkin, for real terror give me Turkey Knapp!!!
I'm not gonna be able to sleep tonight just thinking about it.
I'm not gonna be able to sleep tonight just thinking about it.
10/20/02 at 9:23pm
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Kinda makes you count the days until November 1, eh? 
10/20/02 at 10:06pm
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What in the hell is "Turkey Knapp"????? It sounds like something my cats would throw up!
MOOOOOO
10/20/02 at 10:19pm
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Cam
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
10/20/02 at 11:24pm
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Coming to HTF:
The Wrath of "Turkey Knapp"!
The Wrath of "Turkey Knapp"!
I don't like SPAM!
10/21/02 at 12:20am
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haha, IS ANYONE going to tell me what this stuff is?!?!?! Do you eat this stuff or what???
MOOOOOO
10/21/02 at 2:54am
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Cam, November 1st isn't that far away. Beware! 
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10/21/02 at 5:45am
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Wait for it, watch for it, be in fear of it... 
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10/21/02 at 6:03am
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Oooh! I wanna be scared of it too, um what is a turkey knapp?
Ah yes ofcourse, hahaha, brrrrr.
Ah yes ofcourse, hahaha, brrrrr.
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10/21/02 at 6:20am
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Hey, I love a good scare.
That's why I come to this forum. Some of the SIG files scare the hell out of me
Brent
That's why I come to this forum. Some of the SIG files scare the hell out of me
Brent
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10/21/02 at 7:39am
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If you were scared of the HTF pumpkin, you'll run in fear of the Turkey Knapp.
Cam - You have 11 days to prepare yourself for your most frightening experience on HTF yet....
Cam - You have 11 days to prepare yourself for your most frightening experience on HTF yet....
10/21/02 at 8:14am
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I fear it
I have seen it 2 times already... I hope the third isn't the charm
FEAR THE TURKEY!
I have seen it 2 times already... I hope the third isn't the charm
FEAR THE TURKEY!
10/21/02 at 9:22am
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I already have decided to turn off images on November 1st. Turkey Knapp causes me to lose sleep at night as I cower in fear.
-Dean-
-Dean-
10/21/02 at 10:56am
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Quote:
| I already have decided to turn off images on November 1st |
that won't help!!!!
10/21/02 at 10:59am
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Yes, I know to FEAR it, but WHAT IS IT!?!??!?!
MOOOOOO
10/21/02 at 12:01pm
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Cam, it is impossible to describe the Turkey Knapp. You must experience its horrific image.
10/21/02 at 1:10pm
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Dammit, guys! Now I'm going to have nightmares 10 days early this year !
Thos.
Thos.
10/21/02 at 2:55pm
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I GIVE UP. I'll just sit back and wait for this "Turkey Knap" rigamaroo to show itself.
MOOOOOO
10/21/02 at 3:03pm
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Cam S, I'm right there with ya pal. I haven't a clue what a Turkey Knapp is (although I'm assuming it's somehow related to Mike Knapp).
A quick search turned up no results either.
A quick search turned up no results either.
10/21/02 at 3:38pm
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Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Turkey Knapp is. You have to see it for yourself.
10/21/02 at 3:48pm
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The Turkey Knapp can best be described as
EDIT: changed my mind, too graphic, would violate forum rules about obscene material
/Mike
EDIT: changed my mind, too graphic, would violate forum rules about obscene material
/Mike
/Mike
10/21/02 at 3:50pm
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Just make sure you have a change of shorts with you on November 1st.
Peace Out~
Peace Out~
Sometime's you reach what's real by making believe.
10/21/02 at 4:10pm
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Quote:
| Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Turkey Knapp is. You have to see it for yourself. |
Is this a red pill/blue pill sorta deal?
So when can we expect this Turkey Knapp? I mean, historically, when has he/she/it appeared?
10/21/02 at 4:21pm
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Quote:
| So when can we expect this Turkey Knapp? I mean, historically, when has he/she/it appeared? |
The Turkey Knapp usually rears its ugly head around the first of November. Brrr, I get chills just thinking about it.
10/21/02 at 4:35pm
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i look forward to seeing TURKEY KNAPP.
10/21/02 at 5:01pm
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I think I might be Turkey Knapp for Halloween this year.
10/21/02 at 5:11pm
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There are many legends surrounding the appearance of the Turkey Knapp, some say it's really a cousin of the Great Pumpkin, except it unfortunately actually appears to the masses
Speaking of which, when is the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown on?
Speaking of which, when is the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown on?
Jeff Kleist
Watching Buffy widescreen makes Baby Joss cry
10/21/02 at 5:13pm
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Be afraid, be very afraid. It is horrific, it is disgusting....hey wait! It is me!!!!
Mike
Mike
10/21/02 at 5:52pm
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The first time I saw Turkey Knapp was a couple of years ago. That thing damn near killed my entire family. That's when I set out to find that hideous beast and slay it once and for all before it strikes again. Since Turkey Knapp hasn't been seen in nearly a year, some have told me that it's dead....God help us all if they're wrong.
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