Re: Rob Zombie's "Halloween (2007)" coming
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| Serious people crack me up. |
I crack me up often. Of course if you actually knew me in person you would laugh at your original statement as I'm a ridiculous goofball in reality.

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| By the way, it's only a perfectly valid opinion to people who agree with it. |
Right so then you're enjoyment of the film is completely invalid then because I happen to disagree with it? I knew it! Thank god too cause I couldn't have believed anyone
actually enjoyed this atrocious piece of excrement committed to film...
(and yes there's a whole lot of sarcasm and joking tone to that post before you or anyone else comes in and take it a bit too seriously

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The point under the sarcasm is that of course "in my opinion" goes without saying but someone noting thier disagreement about an
opinion is what natural discourse is all about. So when you say "and they'll be wrong" I'm gonna have to disagree.
Seriously though, I'm glad you liked the Halloween remake. I wanted to jab myself in the eye with a pencil 20 minutes in from how utterly pedestrian and annoying it was.

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| He should try his hand at quieter horror |
*laughs* I'm sorry just seeing "quieter horror" and Rob Zombie in the same sentence is amusing. His strongest film is by far The Devil's Rejects and that's thanks to the fact that he embraced and refined the 70's Texas Chainsaw Massacre style of horror he was going for with House of 1000 Corpses (and failed at least in that film). He shows a great amount of growth in Devil's Rejects as a filmmaker which is what makes Halloween so disappointing. It's a step backwards and I was hoping Zombie would resist the temptation to add the trailer park Michael Myers angle to the story and it's exactly what he did. I finally finished seeing the movie on DVD a few months ago (after the initial eye jabbing incident

) and the second half of the film is so utterly sloppy and devoid of any characterization or decent writing that I just couldn't give a damn about anything going on.
Someone earlier mentioned that they disliked the characterization of Laurie. Good lord I wanted her to just get a knife in her mouth to shut her up!
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| I can't imagine what you must think of Halloweens 5 to 8. The remake looks like Citizen Kane compared to those movies. |
You're WRONG. Halloween 6 *IS* Citizen Kane with a Michael Myers mask on. PURE F'ING CLASSIC!