Re: Newsflash! NYT reports informed consumers are smart consumers!
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Originally Posted by Mike Frezon
Oh...they're there. I see them all the time. They're the ones in the orange aprons who are always walking away from me! 
It is uncanny how whenever I want one, they are always walking away!
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I remember those days.
Our Home Depot has gone thru phases:
-The people in orange aprons practically ganged up on you to the point it was practically annoying, but not quite.
-There was an orange apron whenever you needed one in just about every aisle.
-You had to look an aisle or two to find an orange apron
-The orange aprons were around but always walking away from you
-You could see an orange apron in the distance but it was just a blur and long gone by the time you got to where it was and;
-No orange aprons anywhere in sight.
Clearly, your Home Depot is in Phase 4. Watch out, because Phase 5 is the worst. Wherever you are, the orange blur is at the opposite end of the store. You think you can catch it, but you can't. It's a complete exercise in retail mental mind game torture and actually worse than not having any orange apron people around at all.