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Last night I was working in the garage & back yard and the whole time I smelled a skunk. It was dark & I used a flashlight to look around and keep an eye out. I didn’t see any skunks, but one raccoon. My wife came home about 9:30pm and told me there is a dead skunk in the driveway down by the road. Must have been hit by a car. I don’t want to leave it there smelling up the area and my house. I figured that I need to dispose of it. I don’t have any gloves, so I was planning to put my hands in plastic shopping bags to pick it up and double trash bag it.

It was dark with no moon. I had the house lights on but very little light was down by the road where it was. I figure that I was about 5 feet away from it when I had a chill of fear run up my spine. I don’t know if it was some primeval instinct or my “spidy scenes tingling” but I turned around and went to get the car for lighting. After I drove down the driveway with the car lights on I got out resuming my plan. I got about 5 feet away again, and then I see it lift its head and look at me. Luckily it was its head and not its tail! It started crawling away using only its front feet. The poor thing has no use of its back legs. Being as it was getting really late & there was nothing else I could think of to do, I went to bed. I figured that it would either die or crawl away I not be a problem.

This morning when I left for work, it is still there and still alive. It raised its head to look at me as I left for work. When I got to work I called the animal control office and left a message because they don’t open until 10:00. She called me back and I explained the issue. She told me that if it was a pet they would put it out of its misery, but because it was a wild animal they could only give it pain killers. She took my name, address & number and said she would talk to her boss.

(And yes, it is laying across the street from where my mail box always gets hit.)
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You should write a book...

Drivers will probably be trying to swerve from hitting the skunk into your mailbox.

Jay

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URGENT!!!!! DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! SKUNKS ARE MAJOR VECTORS OF RABIES!

It is very likely that this skunk has rabies, and that may be the reason it can't walk. Animal Control should know that, and send someone out to kill it (without shooting it in the head) and then have it tested.
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URGENT!!!!! DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! SKUNKS ARE MAJOR VECTORS OF RABIES!
I hadn't planned on touching it due to getting the smell on me. I hadn't given much thought to the rabies danger.
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Shoot it, then call them back and say there is a dead skunk out in front of your property. Sounds like it was either hit by a car or is very, very sick. Either way, put it out of its misery and move on.
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She told me that if it was a pet they would put it out of its misery, but because it was a wild animal they could only give it pain killers.
Very odd policy. I would have expected exactly the opposite.

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Call you county (or local) health department. They should know how to handle a possibly rabid animal.

It might have been hit by a car (which would make sense if there was a big plume of scent around the animal). But it might also be rabies...or both. Let someone who's trained take care of it. If you still get no response from your local Health Department or Animal Control, I'd call the local police.

The sooner the better.

I had a woodchuck in the driveway of my home (in a small city) which was not running away and standing on its hind legs and hissing at me. It is illegal to discharge firearms within city limits so I had to bludgeon the poor thing-to-death to keep it from attacking my dog and children. I also had a situation where no one would immediately come to deal with it...but they came the next day to pick up the corpse and test for rabies.

They were nice enough to let me know the results came back negative. This really surprised me...but the Health Department person told me it was extremely likely (due to its behavior) that it had distemper and there would have been no other course of action to have taken.

There's Jessie the yodeling cowgirl. Bullseye, he's Woody's horse. Pete the old prospector. And, Woody, the man himself. Of course, it's time for Woody's RoundUp. He's the very best! He's the rootinest, tootinest cowboy in the wild, wild west!
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Shooting guns should be legal in rural KY. Ask first. Don't you or one of you neighbors own a .22?

I hate to see a cute animal suffer and rabies has got to be a horrible way to go.

Feline videophiles Susie and Dukie.

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I just got home and he is still there. He did move out of the driveway and now he is in the grass next to it. I am with you in putting the critter out of his misery, but I do not own a gun. My neighbors are my mom, brother and two elderly widows. I know one widow probably wouldn't have a gun, but the other might. A co-worker suggested clubbung it, but it is a skunk & I don't want to get that close. I am considering running it over with my car. We are forecasted to have an ice/snow storm tomorrow. I feel bad, It keeps lifting its head up and looking around.
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Call the cops.

They'll take care of the poor thing...and should know how to hold the carcass for health authorities as well. And if they won't come. Tell them to dispatch someone who will. There must be some neighborhood kids/pets you wouldn't want to come into contact with the creature.

There's Jessie the yodeling cowgirl. Bullseye, he's Woody's horse. Pete the old prospector. And, Woody, the man himself. Of course, it's time for Woody's RoundUp. He's the very best! He's the rootinest, tootinest cowboy in the wild, wild west!
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By this time it might be really hungry and thirsty. I am sure that you have a few items in your garage that will do the poor animal in!

On the lighter side, you could nail the corpse to your mailbox post. I'll bet you that no one would ever hit it again. (You might not get any more mail either, but that is another story).

Glenn
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I tried running it over, but it moved out of the way. Luckily it didn't spray my car. I then called the cops. The locals are closed for the night. Dispatch gave me the number of the Fish & Wildlife that opens tomorrow.

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On the lighter side, you could nail the corpse to your mailbox post.
Actually it is not unusual to see such creatures hanging from fence posts. I could make a nice hat from it.
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The locals are closed for the night.

Good to know. Any banks in the area?

One of the drawbacks of this being the middle of winter is that any natural predators that might have come along to take care of the problem are probably still snuggled away in their dens.

I suppose that your other option was to call the roads department and get them to treat it as roadkill cleanup. If any department would be motivated to try out some new critter recipes it would be them.

Brad

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I'm just shocked that someone in rural Kentucky doesn't own a gun! Isn't there a law or something? Man, there's more laws against guns than against murder in Mass and I own 4.
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I tried running it over, but it moved out of the way.

Sorry, but this seems very funny considering the picture I have formed in my mind from reading this thread. Based on the descriptions above, I see a skunk that can barely move just by crawling around on it's front legs, and hasn't really changed locations in 2 days. Now when you try to run it over, it is suddenly mobile? Not doubting your story, just cracking up picturing a skunk madly pulling itself as fast as it can on two legs to get away from an oncoming car...

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I'm just shocked that someone in rural Kentucky doesn't own a gun! Isn't there a law or something? Man, there's more laws against guns than against murder in Mass and I own 4.
I don't like to talk about it much, but the county I live in was voted "2007 number one rural county to live in America". If word got out families from NJ would move here and then bring their brother and mother and perty soon the lifestyle would be ruined. Oh wait.. I did that. I am sure the local "rednecks" have more than enough firepower.

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Sorry, but this seems very funny considering the picture I have formed in my mind from reading this thread. Based on the descriptions above, I see a skunk that can barely move just by crawling around on it's front legs, and hasn't really changed locations in 2 days. Now when you try to run it over, it is suddenly mobile? Not doubting your story, just cracking up picturing a skunk madly pulling itself as fast as it can on two legs to get away from an oncoming car...
I know that must sound funny. I wasn't about to hang my head out the window to aim at him. After I tried and then saw how much he moved, I hoped that maybe he was feeling better. This morning he was gone, but I could smell him as I drove past my brothers driveway. He has a 10" drain pipe under it and the skunk is probably hiding in there.
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He has a 10" drain pipe under it and the skunk is probably hiding in there.

make sure it doesn't die in there, gets wedged and then your brother's driveway gets flooded during the next torrential downpour!

Jay

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There's Jessie the yodeling cowgirl. Bullseye, he's Woody's horse. Pete the old prospector. And, Woody, the man himself. Of course, it's time for Woody's RoundUp. He's the very best! He's the rootinest, tootinest cowboy in the wild, wild west!
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As the Monty Python gag goes:

"He's dead"
"He's not really dead yet"
"He's says he's feeling better"
"He's getting up"
Dave runs over the skunk with his car
"Oh, now he's dead."

Sounds like some skunk had a case of the Mondays.
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Thanks, Mike.
We can always count on you to provide appropriate artwork for our threads.

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As the Monty Python gag goes:

"He's dead"
"He's not really dead yet"
"He's says he's feeling better"
"He's getting up"
Dave runs over the skunk with his car
"Oh, now he's dead."

I was thinking of the same skit, but I couldn't make it work. Good job.
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