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How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

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1/15/08 at 12:29pm
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Take a short survey, and find out how many 5 year old kids you could fight at one time. I can take 20. Pretty accurate, based on prior experiences.



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1/15/08 at 12:52pm
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

Can I grab two (one in each hand) and use them as blunt weapons?

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1/15/08 at 1:44pm
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

All of them.
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1/15/08 at 1:50pm
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

Depends. Can I wear a cup? Because 5 year-olds are at that dangerous and potentially-disabling height. (Or, as I keep having to tell my nephew, "It's a scrotum, not a speed-bag.") They might get me on the ground early and then overwhelm me.

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1/15/08 at 3:42pm
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?

I could take 24 five year olds in a fight.
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1/15/08 at 4:13pm
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

32

Seems about right

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1/15/08 at 4:20pm
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

29 of the little suckers....no mercy!

36 is the highest I could get the survey to go.
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1/15/08 at 4:25pm
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

we talking about people, dogs, horses, sharks? It all depends....

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1/15/08 at 4:59pm
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

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How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?

I could take 24 five year olds in a fight.
Might have wanted to post the link with my original post. Must mean I need sleep!

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1/15/08 at 5:31pm
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

*head down in shame*

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1/15/08 at 5:48pm
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

19 for me.
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1/15/08 at 5:50pm
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

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*head down in shame*

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1/15/08 at 9:12pm
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

20 lol
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1/15/08 at 10:28pm
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

Ain't a one of you could take this one on:



And he ain't even five (nor will he ever be).
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1/16/08 at 4:09am
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

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Depends. Can I wear a cup? Because 5 year-olds are at that dangerous and potentially-disabling height. (Or, as I keep having to tell my nephew, "It's a scrotum, not a speed-bag.") They might get me on the ground early and then overwhelm me.

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Joe
You answered this before the survey link was posted. Sounds like you have experience? You don't really fight 5yr olds.....do you?
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1/16/08 at 10:31am
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

26.
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1/16/08 at 11:19am
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

24

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1/16/08 at 11:49am
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

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You answered this before the survey link was posted. Sounds like you have experience? You don't really fight 5yr olds.....do you?

I don't actually fight back - but I've certainly had the experience of being attacked by groups of 3 through 6 year olds, and let me tell you, them little rugrats can be dangerous. (Even moreso if you're a houseguest on a sofabed and the little bastards decide to jump up and down on you at six in the morning because mommy and daddy's door is closed and you're out in the open where they can get to you. )

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1/16/08 at 2:43pm
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

18, I'm ashamed.
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1/16/08 at 3:17pm
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

I scored 30. I got the survey to go as high as 39
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1/16/08 at 4:54pm
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

I could take 20.

I guess I should start beefing up in case the five year ods ever come after me.

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1/16/08 at 8:32pm
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

I guess i was way off. Only 24.
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1/17/08 at 6:39am
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

23, but I pulled my answers on a couple. I guess I'm getting soft. 10 years ago they'd have to burn the bodies due to health hazards.
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1/17/08 at 7:19am
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

18. I'm such a wuss!
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1/17/08 at 7:40am
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

25, but they never asked if you hated kids, I could of gotten much higher...

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1/17/08 at 7:53am
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

21 for me with no martial arts skills... But I'm ruthless and I would leave 1 of them alive to warn the 6-year olds that they're next...

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1/17/08 at 2:15pm
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

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You answered this before the survey link was posted. Sounds like you have experience? You don't really fight 5yr olds.....do you?
I started this thread to post this link, and forgot to. When you compare the domain name and the thread title, it would be quite a coincidence.

And I don't fight them now, but who's to say what the future holds.


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1/17/08 at 3:49pm
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

I scored 30. Bring 'em on!
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1/17/08 at 4:27pm
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

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I don't actually fight back - but I've certainly had the experience of being attacked by groups of 3 through 6 year olds, and let me tell you, them little rugrats can be dangerous. (Even moreso if you're a houseguest on a sofabed and the little bastards decide to jump up and down on you at six in the morning because mommy and daddy's door is closed and you're out in the open where they can get to you. )
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I started this thread to post this link, and forgot to. When you compare the domain name and the thread title, it would be quite a coincidence.

And I don't fight them now, but who's to say what the future holds.

Yea, I figured as much. I have 2 teens, but I remember when they were young. Now I had better stay away from little ones. I finally took the survey and scored a 10
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1/17/08 at 6:48pm
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

20. But if I were for sure they were you know, evil demonic things or something, the number would skyrocket, because then no remorse about weaponry and the like. Only true if it's hellspawn children, you know, children of the corn or zombie kids.. there would have to be qualifiers.
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