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I also disagree with Blairwitch being put on this list....same goes with Deliverence. As for Jason X, I found it to be entertaining in a cheeseball sort of way.
One I will add to this list is the following:
Dreamcatcher
Horrible POS...
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Anyone that knows anything about videogames knows Resident Evil was a good movie. One of the few movies that actually did its source material justice. Outside of the terrible CGI. And both Predators were good. FAR from the worst movies ever made. At least folks were entertained. By the way P2 had much better acting and actors than the first.
anyway, the worst movie ever is:
the astronauts wife.
ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
listen with your own ears...
watch with your own eyes...
make your own decision.
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Not even close....
MST3k is the repository of the worst feature-length films ever made.
The Creeping Terror is my vote for the worst film ever made. It's about a wall-to-wall carpet from outer space that eats middle-aged people at proms and hootenannys. There is no dialog in it, only voice-over. The monster's main "power" seems to be the ability to frighten people so much they don't run away but rather crawl into the monsters mouth.
this is very, very, closely followed by the ever-awful, Manos: The Hands of Fate. Manos is beaten in this race because it actually has dialog, occasional bits of "cinematography", and actors who, no matter how awful, attempt to act. Manos is indescribable. You just have to see it.
Last in my top three awful films of all-time is Pod People. Aliens from another world land in a remote part of Italy where everyone speaks dubbed English and consume members of a no-talent music band. While we applaud the efforts of the aliens there are some embarassing moments having to do with an annoying, psychologically-disturbed boy who befriends a baby alien who also eats people. "Andy in control now, idiot in control now, handy is whole cow, Flying high on a wire, wheels on in mire, whizzing on fire, burning rubber tires...." It STINKS!!
Got to see these in their MST3k versions. Anything else and you risk schizophrenia.
For beauty is only a step removed from a burning terror we barely sustain, and we worship it for the graceful sublimity with which it disdains to consume us. - Rainer Maria Rilke
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| The Creeping Terror is my vote for the worst film ever made. It's about a wall-to-wall carpet from outer space that eats middle-aged people at proms and hootenannys. There is no dialog in it, only voice-over. The monster's main "power" seems to be the ability to frighten people so much they don't run away but rather crawl into the monsters mouth. |
I want to see that. SOunds funny.
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Is this 'movies I hate' or 'worst movies ever made'? There is a difference.
Listing 'Deliverance' as one of the worst films ever made is pointless since the general consensus amongst movie buffs is that it's a great movie.
Some of the worst movies ever in my opinion are..
Jaws the Revenge
Superman IV
King Kong Lives!
Alan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold
Blair Witch Project
Friday the 13th I-IX
Halloween IV-VIII
The Avengers
Battlefield Earth
Mission Impossible II
Dreamcatcher
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BRIDGES OF MADISON COUNTY
THE NEW ADVENTURES OF PIPPI LONGSTOCKING
PANDEMONIUM
SGT. PEPPER'S LONELY HEART'S CLUB BAND
HOME ALONE (Any of them)
TWIN SITTERS
GREASE
THE GRINCH
Last but certainly not least:
CAN'T STOP THE MUSIC
I actually enjoy this film quite a bit, but not in any way that the filmmakers intended.
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A lot of people use lists like this to bash popular films. No matter what you think of Star Wars, putting it on an "all-time worst" list is simply a lie. Ditto for Deliverance.
Here's my 20 worst list from YMDB, in no particular order.
1. Clue (1985)
2. Drop Dead Fred (1991)
3. PCU (1994)
4. Guy Thing, A (2003)
5. Tuxedo, The (2002)
6. Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
7. Anniversary Party, The (2001)
8. S1m0ne (2002)
9. 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag (1997)
10. Analyze That (2002)
11. Caligula (1979)
12. Grease 2 (1982)
13. Tetsuo (1988)
14. Jason X (2001)
15. Twister (1996)
16. Harvard Man (2001)
17. Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
18. Toxic Avenger, The (1985)
19. XXX (2002)
20. Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2003)
I recently removed Requiem for a Dream (which I have to admit is more a movie I hate than a "worst" movie) and added Spy Kids 3.
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AFI 100 Movies 66 (last: A Streetcar Named Desire)
AFI 100 Laughs 59 (last: Mr. Deeds Goes to Town)
AFI 100 Thrills 68 (last: The Adventures of Robin Hood)
AFI 100 Passions 34 (last: A Streetcar Named Desire) AFI 50 Heroes 25 (last: Robin Hood, The Adventures of...
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Michael Boyd
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Well, when I talk about "bad" movies, I mean movies that are so obnoxious or embarassing that they're painful to sit through. Robot Monster may have abysmal production values, ridiculous dialogue, and an absurd story -- but it's still fun to watch.
It all depends on how you want to define bad. To me, a movie being irritating is a far greater sin than having no budget.
S&S 123 (last: Vivre Sa Vie)
AFI 100 Movies 66 (last: A Streetcar Named Desire)
AFI 100 Laughs 59 (last: Mr. Deeds Goes to Town)
AFI 100 Thrills 68 (last: The Adventures of Robin Hood)
AFI 100 Passions 34 (last: A Streetcar Named Desire) AFI 50 Heroes 25 (last: Robin Hood, The Adventures of...
but everyone has their opinions.