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Your favorite SEINFELD line
3/16/08 at 9:58am
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Re: Your favorite SEINFELD line
Elaine: "He took it out"Jerry: "He took what out"?
Elaine: "It"
Jerry: "He took IT out"?
Best exchange ever.
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3/16/08 at 2:31pm
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Re: Your favorite SEINFELD line
From LIttle Kicks:Jerry: People with guns don't understand. That's why they get guns. Too many misunderstandings.
From the Fixup:
(this scene makes me laugh everytime)
Jerry is trying to open a soda bottle
Jerry: Ow! Ow! Twist off! Twist off! Twist off!
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11/17/08 at 2:52pm
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Re: Your favorite SEINFELD line
I've got nothing to do today and was looking throught this old thread and i can't see a line from my favourite episode - I think it's called "The Airport" - where Jerry is in first class and Elaine is in coach. My favourite line is at the very end - after Kramer has just purchased two worthless tickets on George's credit card, and George has been dragged into the plane's washroom by a serial killer - George looking out the plane window with hair completely dishevelled mouthing the word "KRA----MER!!!"
11/17/08 at 3:21pm
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Re: Your favorite SEINFELD line
I saw an episode for the first time about a week ago. It's the one where Kramer is asking Jerry how he can cut down on the time it takes him (Kramer) to take a shower. Kramer eventually takes advice from Jerry (I think Kramer gets his own showers down to under a half hour or so). We then cut to the shower at the local YMCA (or comparable gym), and Kramer is standing there with notepad in hand. He says something to the effect of "You're doing great. But this guy's really showing me something." The very next cut is Kramer at Jerry's door, complete with a black eye. That was one of the best episodes I've ever seen of the series. I can't believe I missed it the first time around.
