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11/11/04 at 11:40am
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I decied to rescurrect this thread to celebrate the release of the DVDs in a couple weeks.

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The conversation betweent the photographer and George regarding the previous hand model falling in love with himself was priceless in the Puffy Shirt episode.

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11/11/04 at 4:03pm
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After Kramer confiscates all the silica packets,

"These clothes won't last five years!"

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11/11/04 at 7:28pm
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Kramer: "My boys need a house!" (makes clutching gesture with his hand)

Later...

Jerry (to Elaine, cringing in horror at a proud, underwearless Kramer): "There's nothing between him and us except a thin layer of gabardine."

Sorry, don't know the episode title.

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11/12/04 at 10:10am
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Probably moer then 1 epsiode, but def. the one where he buys his father the electronic planner with the "tip calculator).

Jerry's DAD: Was it hot?


Another good one was the devils episode when Elaine and Putty went to the priest.

You're gonna burnin hell! (with the fingers as devil horns behind his head, tounge sticking out :-)
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11/13/04 at 2:29am
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Quote:
Jerry (to Elaine, cringing in horror at a proud, underwearless Kramer): "There's nothing between him and us except a thin layer of gabardine."



"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm lovin' every minute of it!"


"No, instead there's a pole. Requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting."

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11/13/04 at 9:29am
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I hate this show and yet from time to time I find myself saying the infamous line: "No soup for you!"
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11/13/04 at 11:56am
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Best non-line line, from the "panties" episode:

When Jerry leans forward and whispers a sample of Elaine's assistant's "dirty talk" to George - who reacts by squeezing the ketchup dispenser he's holding so hard that it squirts a stream across the diner. Such suble visual symbolism.

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11/13/04 at 5:33pm
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George: "The jerk store called, they're running out of you!"
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11/13/04 at 5:41pm
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Jerry: "Give me the bread you old bag!!"


Doctor:"Sorry sir, only family past this point"
George:"I'm family! I'm having sex with the cousin!"
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11/13/04 at 10:40pm
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kramer in a quiet voice--- "jerry, that's in sweden"

crazy joe divola--- "you wanna hit me?"

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11/14/04 at 6:42am
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Lots of good lines listed here. I also liked the episode where Jerry made Kramer go to the Circus with him.

Kramer: Jerry, I can't go to the circus.

Jerry: Why not?

Kramer: Cause i'm afraid of clowns.

Just loved the way Michael Richards delivered the lines. It was hilarious. I also loved when Kramer passed his kidney stones at the end. Funny stuff.
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11/14/04 at 7:53am
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Elaine: "Do I need a shot?"
Foreign Doctor: "Not shot. Dog bight."
Elaine: "I know. Do I NEED a shot?"
Foreign Doctor: "Not shot, dog bight. Woof woof. Not bang bang."

In another episode, Jerry mentions something about a barometer. Kramer's response: "It's pronounced thermometer."

George and Jerry in LA

George: "What street is this?"
Woman on the street: "I don't know."
George: "How can you not know what street you're on?"
Woman: "You don't know!"
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11/15/04 at 11:40am
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Quote:
"No, instead there's a pole. Requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting."

From the same episode:

"As I reigned blows upon him, I realized there must be a better way."

Another great Mr. Costanza line:

"Serenity now. SERENITY NOW! SERENITY NOW!! "

Mrs. Constanza:

"Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?"

Lloyd Braun:

"Serenity now, insanity later."
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11/15/04 at 2:38pm
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Quote:
Elaine: "Do I need a shot?"
Foreign Doctor: "Not shot. Dog bight."
Elaine: "I know. Do I NEED a shot?"
Foreign Doctor: "Not shot, dog bight. Woof woof. Not bang bang."

I loved that guy. Later when she went back to get the shot

Elaine: Is this going to hurt?
Foreign Doctor: Yes, very much.

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11/15/04 at 3:03pm
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George and Jerry in LA

George: "What street is this?"
Woman on the street: "I don't know."
George: "How can you not know what street you're on?"
Woman: "You don't know!

After this didn't George ask another person:

George: "Excuse me, Where am I"
Man: "Earth"

George looks stunned, removes his glasses, rubs his forehead and says loudly, "you know we're living in a society............"

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11/15/04 at 5:58pm
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Rob Gardiner-

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11/16/04 at 9:15am
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Thanks for that, Dave. That brought a smile to my face.


How about "the airing of the grievances"?

"I've had it with you people! "

To Mr. Kruger:

"My son says your company stinks."
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11/16/04 at 7:24pm
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Here you go:

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Here's the whole page that popped up on the search.

http://mottnet.home.mchsi.com/seinfeld.html
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11/17/04 at 8:08am
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I've played tons of Risk over the years so...

Jerry: Risk, the game of world domination, played by two people who can barely run their own lives.

Newman: I still have armies in the Ukraine.
Kramer: The Ukraine is WEAK!

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11/17/04 at 9:17am
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kramer- "that's pronounced THERMOMETER"

george talking to his mom about her "being out there" - "there's not enough voltage in the universe to electroshock me back into coherence"
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Quote:
Newman: I still have armies in the Ukraine.
Kramer: The Ukraine is WEAK!


Ukrainian man: "I come from Ukraine. Do not say Ukraine weak."
Kramer: "Relax, we're playing a game."
Ukrainian man: "Ukraine is game to you?! How 'bout I take you game and I SMASH IT TO PIECES!!"
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11/17/04 at 12:31pm
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Haven't read every post so forgive me if they've been mentioned:

"I'm at the nexus of the universe!"

and my favourite:

"...and I'm an architect."

40% Ben Katz + 30% Bobby Hill (Texas) + 20% Monica Geller + 10% William Dent. (Wardrobe by George Costanza)

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11/17/04 at 1:01pm
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Kramer, in Jerry's apartment, after being kicked in the head (while wearing Newman's helmet) by crazy Joe Divola:

"Yo Yo Ma!"

Shortly after that, he answers Jerry's phone and starts speaking gibberish to the person at the other end.

I don't know the name of the episode, but it's the one where Newman takes Kramer to court with him as a witness to fight his speeding ticket. In the courtroom, Kramer blurts out . . .

"Hey Yo Yo Ma!"

The pratfall that Kramer takes on the witness stand after the judge fines Newman is priceless!
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11/19/04 at 6:36am
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Is it me, or does the name "Crazy Joe Divola" have the perfect ring to it? I laugh everytime I read that.
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Re: Your favorite SEINFELD line

Jerry: "Sometimes I misspell my own name. Sometimes I spell it with a G...and an i"

George: "Get out of the car!"

Jerry: "look, there's Gregory Peck's bicycle!"

George: "GET OUT!"

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3/13/08 at 6:35pm
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Re: Your favorite SEINFELD line

"Seinfell, party of four!" - The Chinese Restaurant
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3/14/08 at 12:25pm
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Re: Your favorite SEINFELD line

OK, since this thread has been revived . . .

"Helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

. . . and . . .

"La la la!"

From "The Voice"
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3/15/08 at 11:49pm
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Re: Your favorite SEINFELD line

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rex Bachmann
Vin wrote (post #148):



No. His is a list of "Seinfeld terms". Your suggested addition is a phrase or a "line", as I have called it in the title of this thread, and, therefore, is inappropriate for his list.

this is a great topic, how did i miss it before,

tw whatever happened to rex, that reply form Rex above is why i loved his posts so much.
no beating around the bush.

come back Rex.
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3/16/08 at 5:36am
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Re: Your favorite SEINFELD line

I searched all seven pages and didn't find my favorite line already used. I'm sorry I don't know the name of the episode in which it occurs, but I love the one where George speaks of himself in the third person throughout. The line is something like "You're making George very angry!" It may be the George Steinbrenner episode, although I don't know the show well enough to be certain. I'm sure someone will know the episode title.
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3/16/08 at 8:22am
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Re: Your favorite SEINFELD line

wasnt that "the Jimmy"

the guy(Jimmy) who invented the sneaker with the disc on thew ottom so you could jump better
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