Your favorite stand up comedians. (1 Viewer)

[Blu]

I really enjoy Rodney Carrington.

Ernest Cline is very cool.

 

[ChristopherG]

I hadn't noticed if anyone mentioned him but I thought Dennis Wolfberg was one of the funniest humans I have ever seen. He also passed on too early.

Also Denis Leary can be really damn funny, Billy Connelly, Richard Jeni are also pretty high on my list.

The Smothers Brother when they were in their prime were quite funny. Another funny "old time-ish" comedy team was Hudson and Landry.

Chris

 

[Kevin Clemons]

The classics are the classics (Wright, David, Carlin) so here are my favorites for right now.

Dave Attell
Jim Norton (If you have XM check him out on Opie and Anthony)
Bill Burr
Adam Ferrara
Sarah Silverman
Bob Saget
Dane Cook
Patrice O'Neill
Stephne Lynch
Bonnie Mcfarlane

Kevin

 

[Jeff_Standley]

That show was not that good. I have seen better shows from him. I love Dane Cook, I thinks he and Dave Attelle are the funniest guys out right now.

Jim Norton I'll second that one.
The Sklar Brothers

 

[James T]

I saw Mike Massey perform on a Carnival cruise last month. He was pretty damn funny.

Rowan Atkinson in his "Rowan Atkinson: Live" was pretty funny.
I'll still get the same laughs watching it again.

Mike MacDonald is pretty funny Canadian.

There's also one Canadian that I can't remember his name. But his jokes are pretty funny. He mentioned that there are more submarines in West Edmonton Mall than in Canada's Navy. He's a regular on Just for Laughs, ubt I just can't remember the name.

 

[KeithMoechnig]

Jim gaffigan, dane cook, and the chinaman are my favorite.

 

[RichP]

Wow.

No Love for Bill Hicks.

Arizona Bay is like the Pet Sounds of Stand Up Albums

 

[Paul Padilla]

No particular order...

Doug Stanhope (when I'm in a "Triple X is passe mood")
George Carlin (when I'm in a "look how f-ing stupid we all are" or "vous ja de" mood)
The late, great Mitch Hedburg (when I'm in a "wow maaaaan" mood)
Ellen Degeneres (when I'm in a "rambling wild tangent" mood)
Carlos Mencia (when I'm in a "duh duh duh" mood")
Eddie Izzard (when I'm in a "because there's a f-ing H in it" mood)
Ron White (when I'm in a "ya ever forget? ...happened to me" mood)
Adam Ferarra (when I'm in a "shoe sale!!!" mood)
Lewis Black (when I'm in a "finger twitching stroke" mood)
Jim Gaffigan (when I'm in a "I like wood" mood)
Sam Kinison (when I'm in a "OOOOOOOH....OH OH OOOOOOOOOH" mood)
XM 150...addicting.

 

[Inspector Hammer!]

Here's mine, with quotes if I remember them...

Mitch Hedberg
"I like escalators. Because an escalator is one of the rare things that cannot break down, an escalator can only become stairs. That why you will never see a sign that says 'Sorry, escalator temporarily out of order', you will only see a sign that says 'Sorry, escalator temporarily stairs. We apologize for this convenience'"

Steven Wright
"I had a friend who went completely insane trying to take a close-up photograph of the horizon."

Laura Kightlinger, not really a fan, I just think she's sexy.

Jeff Foxworthy
"If you refer to the 5th grade as your 'senior year'...you might be a redneck."

George Carlin, too many lines to quote from, I could be here all night!

Denis Leary
"It says right on the back of the NyQuil box, it says 'May cause drowsiness'...it should say 'Don't make any fuckin' plans', okay!"

Sam Kinisen
"People over in Africa are starving, but there's nothing there, you just wanna grab one of those people and say 'Come here, you see this, you know what this is? It's sand, yeah it's sand. You know what it's gonna be in 100 years? It's gonna BE SAND!!! NOTHING CAN GROW HERE, GO WHERE THE FUCKIN' FOOD IS!!!"

Rodney Dangerfield
"Ah I tell ya' I get no respect, when I was kid I would play hide and seek..nobody looked for me."

Chris Rock

Andrew "Dice" Clay

Louie Anderson

Robin Williams

Bill Cosby (sometimes)

Eddie Murphy (especially in his 'Delerious' days)

Richard Pryor

Dennis Miller (in referrance to air travel)
"Lot of qualifications to sit next to that exit door now huh? When did this happen? I've been sittin' there for years and nobody said a word to me now I gotta be a fuckin' Navy SEAL."

Rita Rudner (her dry wit get's me)

That's it for now I think.