Your favorite SEINFELD line (1 Viewer)

[Jim Spencer]

She had man hands. The hands of a man on the body of a woman. It's like something out of Greek Mythology.

 

[MickeS]

This is a great exchange from when Kramer tried to convince Jerry to commit mail fraud to get a new VCR (I think that's what it was?) because his was broken:

Kramer: It's a write-off for them.

Jerry: How is it a write-off?

Kramer: They just write it off.

Jerry: You don't even know what a write-off is.

Kramer: Do you?

Jerry: No, I don't.

Kramer: But they do, and they're the ones writing it off.



/Mike

 

[Dave Morton]

Here's a couple,

Kramer to Jerry ; "You, Jerry, are an anti-dentite"

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Kramer : Who's ready for fun?
George : I am.
Kramer : Do you really mean it or are you just saying it?
George : I'm just saying it.

 

[Brian Perry]

The "double dip" scene was hilarious -- I like when Timmy says, "you might as well put your whole head in the bowl!"

 

[MickeS]

Actually I think the quote is:

Kramer: Who wants to have some FUN??

Jerry & George: I do...

Are you just SAYING you want to have some fun, or do you REALLY want to have some fun??

Jerry: I really want to have some fun.

George: I'm just saying I want to have some fun.



/Mike

 

[Evan Case]

That "Who wants to have some FUN?" exchange has been my computer start-up sound going on 7-8 years now. Classic.

I still use Puddy's "We're the Devils! The Devils!!!" on a semi-regular basis (as a Flyers fan, I'm glad to see that Seinfeld nailed the barely coherent nature of Devils' supporters )

Another one:
Jerry: "Kramer, you threw a banana peel at a monkey???"
Kramer: "Well he started it!"

I can't remember any specific lines from the episode, but the one where Kramer's convinced that there's a race of mutant pig-men being grown in a hospital has a ton of great ones.

Evan

 

[Jeremiah]

"I, am breaking up, with you."

Also, "But I got hand."(George)......"And you're gonna need it."(Girlfriend)

"Are those MY socks?! I think those are MY socks!"

 

[Jeremiah]

"You better be careful on those rocks tomorrow buddy, and you ain't gettin no sandwiches!"

Tony-"Step off George!"
George-"Oh, oh Tony."

 

[PaulBoud]

You're a bad man Jerry, a very bad man!!

My favorite visual is of George riding up the stairs on the motorized seat because everyone thought he was handicapped. Oh man that's some funny stuff.

 

[Malcolm R]

She had man hands. The hands of a man on the body of a woman. It's like something out of Greek Mythology.

Man hands... Loved that ep!

 

[Mario Bartel]

Here are a couple of weird Seinfeld coincidences:

The other day a friend related an incredible story via email, to which I replied, "I am speechless. I am without speech." The next day, that episode was on!

This morning, a co-worker related how the other day she got a call from her son's school; he had fallen, bumped his head, and needed to be brought home. But before leaving to retrieve her son, she stopped to eat a Power Bar, like Elaine with the ju-jubes at the movie theater. This afternoon, that epidsode was on!

 

[Joel C]

Get OUT!!!!! [shove]

 

[JeremySt]

George calls Jerry


jerry: Hello?

george: (sounding flustered) Jerry! Jerry! You got over to Kramers and wake up the Japanese people! They were up all night drinking saki in the hot tub! They gotta get down here to meet the tv people! Jerry!

jerry: Uncle Leo?

George: JERRY!!!!! starts hitting phone receiver on the booth.

 

[Carl Johnson]

I'm not much of a Seinfeld fan (had to double check the thread title just to make sure i spelled his name right) but one episode that will stick in my mind forever is the one where George asked the woman he was trying to talk into being his girlfriend for some Menage à Trois. I didn't even see the episode from the beginning but it was clear that someone had misinformed George as to the true meaning of the term

 

[Rex Bachmann]

Evan Case wrote (post #106):

"The Yada Yada"

(approximate)

Jerry: "I think he [dentist Tim Whatley] converted [to Judaism] just for the jokes!"
Priest(?) that Jerry is consulting: "And this offends you as a Jewish person."
Jerry: "No, it offends me as a comedian!"

 

[Rex Bachmann]

Ooops! Those last lines come, instead, from episode #164 "The Strike".

 

[Scott D S]

George: "And he WASN'T a 'pigman', was he?"

Also with the pigman:

George: "Let's go. I'm doubleparked." (Or something like that)
Kramer: "Make sure you have room for the pigman."
George: "The pigman can take the bus."
Kramer: "But if the pigman had a car, he'd give you a ride."
George: "How do you know? Maybe the pigman has a two-seater."
Kramer: "Be realistic, George." (Then Kramer gives a look to Jerry and shrugs off George, as if to say "That George, what an idiot!")

 

[Rex Bachmann]

"The Label Maker"

In review, it seems another episode, "The Switch" (#97), also involves George and a ménage à trois with his bulimic(?) girlfriend. I don't personally remember this thread, so I cannot comment on it. Maybe that's the one you are referring to.

Others:

"I think it moved." ("The Note" (#18))

"My boys can swim!" ("The Fix-Up" (#33))

Can't remember the exact wording:

"It's like my brain is fighting it out with my penis for control." ("The Nose Job" (#26))

"I don't want your boys down there. Your boys should stay in their [neighborhood???]" ("The Implant"???)

"KRAMER! Wh-wh-what is that?!? . . . Could it be . . .? Is it . . .? IT IS!!! Poppie PEED ON MY SOFA!!!" ("The Couch" (#91))

"We will annex Poland by the spring at all cost, and our stock will rise HIGH!" ("The Gymnast" (#92))

Since this thread is clearly a popular success, I will try out another couple of (more demanding) Seinfeld threads within a few days.

 

[Ty Zucker]

"This is the Urban Sombrero. I put it on the cover of our last catalog."
"The horror! The horror!"
- Elaine and Mr. Peterman, in "The Chicken Roaster"

Later in the same episode Elaine is wearing an Urban Sombrero and Jerry says: "Now who's the bozo?"
Elaine points at herself.

 

[Don Black]

Kramer: We're right on this guy like stink on a monkey!