Directors Your Favorite Fruit (1 Viewer)

[Eric Scott]

Fab Five

 

[Eric Scott]

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Depends...what country?

 

[Henry Gale]

mulberry

 

[Steve Christou]

Eric... Scott? Zee Eric Scott? I reed all yor books!


Cor blimey Eric, last time you posted here was a whole year ago, were you in hibernation all this time? And were you still semi-conscious when you posted that? Eric? eh? Someone call the nurse, damn lost him again!

 

[Eric Scott]

Steve,

I’ve been living in a VW Bus with six 300 some odd pound lb. chicks... goin on about 10 months now. It’s gets kind hot and humid, the air is thick when I can get any...

The good thing is; the mixture of exhaust fumes, body odor and flatulence creates the ideal atmosphere for really funky sex!

How are you?

 

[Steve Christou]

I'm fine thanks Eric, still living with she-who-must-be-obeyed, btw I've got a 5000 post thread active somewhere in the bowels of the forum which you should check out, written that script yet?

 

[chris mcinroy]

Apples for me

 

[Eric Scott]

Give me a clue, a date of some raging posts? Hey, you sound a little depressed, you didn't even ask about the ton of love I'm getting...? :frowning:

 

[Steve Christou]

What have you been doing this past year Eric and don't give me that funky sex shit, how's the family, hmmm maybe it's better if we PM, unless you want to discuss your favorite fruit? Don't answer that, get me in trouble you will.

 

[Ray H]

White peaches are to die for.

 

[Scott W.]

Grapes and Strawberries. A tie!

Scott

 

[Bob Graz]

banana's. In a pie, blueberry.

 

[Eric Scott]

Steve ol’ boy,

Family... can’t I go anywhere without being reminded of them? Don't you like VWs?

My sons have both graduated from college, the (good) son works for a congressman and the dickhead son sleeps till 2pm and plays computer games all night, while awaiting appointment to CEO of a software company.

I await divorce. As you know there is some controversy in this country regarding gay marriage, but the real problem is heterosexual marriage. I think there should be a law against heterosexual marriage!

The only good thing I can think of about marriage is; that the underwear is community property!

Btw, the Polls area looks dead...what happened?

 

[Steve Christou]

Sorry to hear that Eric. I never got into the marriage thing. No regrets.
Children? pfft you can keep 'em, there's a couple of kids in my testy thread right now that are driving me crazy.
Polls is dead my friend, the tourneys eventually killed it off, or maybe we simply run out of poll topics in the end.

Now where were we? Oh yes: 6 bananas, 12 oranges, a mango, a banango, a pluot, a bunch of grapes, watermelons, raspberries, strawberries, blackberries, greenberries, blueberries and chuckberries...

 

[Lew Crippen]

I think that I’ll weigh in with Durian.

 

[Eric Scott]

That's why you're so loved here, you are so good at being you, Steve!

Talk to you soon...

 

[DaveDickey]

Kiwi and Papaya...it's a toss-up