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Jeff_A

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Christou lives! I am coming to London one day, Steve-o!
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Rain

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If you think it's any easier trying to watch movies with a "live-in tormentor" who is a male of the species...well, it isn't.
I feel your pain.
Fortunately my pain now has a new apartment of his own (not to mention a new boyfriend) and I can finally watch my movies in peace. Undoubtedly they are together enjoying the latest and greatest Madonna film, whatever the hell that might be.
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Steve Christou

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Jeff, actually Sandra badly wants to visit the US, maybe next year we go there for a holiday, watch out America here we come!
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On a serious note since the terrible events in New York, Sandy has been wearing t-shirts with the NY logo on it, and she has a necklace with NY initals on it, she has become a bit obsessed with the US especially New York City, and follows the news in Afghanistan very closely, she's always chatting about the latest reports even when I'm trying to watch a movie. :)
Ok on a lighter note, I'm looking at the photo of Sandy on the toilet, she looks so cute and sexy even while drunk and laughing, her panties round her ankles, if I post this it would be all over the net and she will somehow find out about it, and probably do something very nasty to me!
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I have other photos that aren't as interesting, her smoking a cigarette for instance, maybe I'll post one of those. :) I've sent a few members a whole bunch of photos, some have been posted here already.
I'll scan some new ones.
 

Glenn Overholt

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Steve, I just have to ask. If you were at the bottom of the stairs and she is in it, then who/what took the picture???
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Steve Christou

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Now now Eric, calm down, remember what the doctor told you, no screaming fits, and no walking around unescorted outside the compound, don't worry I may not visit the US at all, hell I can't even go for a walk without being chased by men in white carrying a large net and prod, ok thats it for now, evil nurse Inga is here with my medication.
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Mike Broadman

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Here's a movie-watching-with-girl scenario that comes up for me:
We're watching the movie, and the lady needs to go to the bathroom. I reach for the remote to pause, but she says, "That's OK, you don't need to pause it." So I don't. She comes back and asks, "What did I miss?" The answer to the question then makes her miss even more of the movie, as she's listening to me, not watching.
Ladies, the pause button is there for a reason.
 

Rob_J

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The ex used to rest her head on my chest and if I played with her hair, she kept pretty quiet.
Same here! I think she had some sort of mystic powers though. Rubbing her head made me fall asleep within 10 minutes, without fail! She would then stop the movie and watch whatever she wanted .
 

Steve Christou

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Latest news update: Spider movie shocks Crazy German Girl!!
Arachnophobia, that 'old' 1990 classic, we watched it this evening and instead of chatting while it was on Sandra was screaming and whimpering all thru the movie, unbelievable, I mean this is the same girl who laughed her ass off during the Exorcist (ok we had a few beers and friends round while that was on), and little creepy crawly spiders which don't normally frighten her in real life had her hiding behind a cushion, and I being the one who actually has arachnophobia had to keep telling her to calm down, weird.
Steve's Arachnophobia commentary sampler....
"oh look girl there's the spider on the shower"
"eeeeeeeeh!!"
"mmmmm nice naked girl having a shower"
"shud up silly bastar"
"erm ok now the spider is leaping onto her face..."
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaah"
"ouch my fucking arm you stupid bitch"
"oooooooooooooooh"
"ok ok let go the freakin' spiders gone"
"nnnnnggggg"
"Jesus its just a movie you stupid German cow!"
"you creep bastar"
"what the fuck is a bastar?"
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[Edited last by Steve Christou on October 27, 2001 at 09:37 PM]
 

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