Jeff Rogers
Second Unit
- Joined
- Aug 24, 2000
- Messages
- 309
Welcome to issue 2 In the same vein as The Onion
Dear Home Theater Forum,
My name is Ricky. I am 13 years old and I go to my neighbors house all the time and play with his dog Ruffles. I like Ruffles, and Ruffles likes me. He likes me more than Tommy who is my friend. One day Ruffles ran away and I picked him up and put him in my basement and I didn't tell Tommy. Tommy keeps crying because he misses Ruffles. Should I give Ruffles back?
Love, Ricky.
Dear Ricky,
I can't believe that Lucas didn't put DTS on TPM dvd. He is such a turd!!! I will never buy another dvd from luca$ or any other movie maker that even has the same letters in their name as Lucas. And TPM sucked anyway. Did I mention that there is no DTS track on the dvd??!!!! I mean he acts like he's doing us a favor and then he smacks us in the teeth like this. DTS is the best. If it doesn't have DTS on it I'm gonna pee on it
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Dear Home Theater Forum,
There is this girl that I met while doing my laundry at the laundrymat. I talked to her for a while and she's pretty cute. But her b/f is a little bigger than me and could really kick my ass if he wanted to. Should I make the moves and worry about my safety ot play it safe?
sincerly, Chuck
Dear Chuck,
WARNER BROS CAN EAT MY SHIT!!....I can't believe the nerve of them!! Like,,,Willy Wonka is like my favorite movie and they have to release it in Pan & Scam gutter shit format! What the hell! I say OAR or NO SALE!!!! I mean we practically started the format and got it lifted off the ground and they dick slap us around like this!!
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If I could go back in time, I'd meet Snoopy
Dear Home Theater Forum,
My name is Ricky. I am 13 years old and I go to my neighbors house all the time and play with his dog Ruffles. I like Ruffles, and Ruffles likes me. He likes me more than Tommy who is my friend. One day Ruffles ran away and I picked him up and put him in my basement and I didn't tell Tommy. Tommy keeps crying because he misses Ruffles. Should I give Ruffles back?
Love, Ricky.
Dear Ricky,
I can't believe that Lucas didn't put DTS on TPM dvd. He is such a turd!!! I will never buy another dvd from luca$ or any other movie maker that even has the same letters in their name as Lucas. And TPM sucked anyway. Did I mention that there is no DTS track on the dvd??!!!! I mean he acts like he's doing us a favor and then he smacks us in the teeth like this. DTS is the best. If it doesn't have DTS on it I'm gonna pee on it
__________________________________________________ __________
Dear Home Theater Forum,
There is this girl that I met while doing my laundry at the laundrymat. I talked to her for a while and she's pretty cute. But her b/f is a little bigger than me and could really kick my ass if he wanted to. Should I make the moves and worry about my safety ot play it safe?
sincerly, Chuck
Dear Chuck,
WARNER BROS CAN EAT MY SHIT!!....I can't believe the nerve of them!! Like,,,Willy Wonka is like my favorite movie and they have to release it in Pan & Scam gutter shit format! What the hell! I say OAR or NO SALE!!!! I mean we practically started the format and got it lifted off the ground and they dick slap us around like this!!
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If I could go back in time, I'd meet Snoopy