Jeff Rogers
Second Unit
- Joined
- Aug 24, 2000
- Messages
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GOD LOSES ANTI-TRUST SUIT.
CREATOR OF ALL TO BE SPLIT INTO 2 DIFFERENT ENTITIES
CITING MONOPOLIZATION OF UNIVERSE AND UNFAIR DISADVANTAGE TO NEW AND EMERGING GODS, CALIFORNIA DISTRICT JUDGE RANDALL REGANDS DECLARED THAT GOD-LORD OF HEAVEN, HELL AND ALL THAT IS MUST BE SPLIT INTO 2
ENTITIES.
"GOD.....FOR WHAT HAS BEEN ALL OF ETERNITY HAS KNOWINGLY AND WITHOUT REMORSE...CORNERED THE PRAYER AND ANSWERING MARKET.....FORCING PEOPLE AT NIGHT TO START PRAYERS WITH.."DEAR GOD"..IN PLAIN ENGLISH THATS JUST NOT FAIR" SAID JUDGE REGANDS.
" WHERE IS THE COMPETITION?!...ULTURA, LORD OF THE DREAM REALM HAS HAD TO CLOSE SHOP DUE TO GOD.....SO HAS BORTANO-GOD OF WIND AND FIRE. THIS WE CANNOT HAVE. THE SPECIFICS OF THIS LANDMARK CASE ARE NOT YET KNOWN..WHAT IS KNOWN IS THAT THE INFRASTUCTURE OF THE NEW ENTITIES IS DECIDED UPONALREADY.
ONE GOD WILL CONTINUE TO HANDLE AND ANSWER PRAYER IN THE SAME MANNER AS IT IS BEING HANDLED RIGHT NOW. THE OTHER GOD WILL NOW BE IN CHARGE OF JUDGING THE RIGHTEOUS AND CONDEMNING PEOPLE TO ETERNAL HELL.
LOCAL COMPETING GOD AND RULER OF THE SUN "RA" HAD THIS TO SAY
"WELL...ITS ABOUT TIME. MY BUISNESS HAS DECREASED 53% IN THE LAST THREE FISCAL YEARS. AND YOU KNOW WHEN PRAYER VOLUME IS DOWN, SO IS THE MONEY-AND WE HAVE TO RAISE PRICES FOR EVERYONE...AND HE HAD IT COMING....STRUTTING HIS STUFF ALL THE TIME..SEVEN DAYS THIS......SEVEN DAYS THAT"
PEOPLE WORLDWIDE ARE COMPARING THIS TO THE INFAMOUS AT&T MONOPOLY OF THE 80'S IN WHICH THE SMALLER BELL COMPANIES WRE FORMED. ATTORNEY FOR GOD JACOB SCHRAM ISSUED A PRESS STATEMENT THIS AFTERNOON TO CALM
THE GENERAL PUBLIC DOWN ALONG WITH THE GOD SHAREHOLDERS.
"GOD IS VERY DISPLEASED WITH THE OUTCOME OF THIS CASE AND YES...HE WILL PLAN ON APPEALING THIS CASE TO A HIGHER COURT. IS IT IS MY CLIENTS FAULT THAT PEOPLE PREFER HIS TENDER LOVE AND MERCY OVER OTHERS?. MAYBE IF THE OTHER
GODS DID A BETTER JOB AT LOVING THEIR SERVANTS THEY WOULD HAVE A BIGGER MARKET SHARE"
GOD ALSO ISSUED A STATEMENT THAT THE UPGRADE TO GOD ME WILL NOT BE HALTED
CRITICS FEAR THAT THIS CASE IS FAR FROM OVER AS THE 2 GOD COMPANIES WILL COMPETE IN THE COMING MONTHS OVER WHICH WILL BE HAVE THE LUCRATIVE JOB OF DESTROYING THE EARTH
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If I could go back in time, I'd meet Snoopy
[Edited last by Jeff Rogers on September 15, 2001 at 03:26 PM]
CREATOR OF ALL TO BE SPLIT INTO 2 DIFFERENT ENTITIES
CITING MONOPOLIZATION OF UNIVERSE AND UNFAIR DISADVANTAGE TO NEW AND EMERGING GODS, CALIFORNIA DISTRICT JUDGE RANDALL REGANDS DECLARED THAT GOD-LORD OF HEAVEN, HELL AND ALL THAT IS MUST BE SPLIT INTO 2
ENTITIES.
"GOD.....FOR WHAT HAS BEEN ALL OF ETERNITY HAS KNOWINGLY AND WITHOUT REMORSE...CORNERED THE PRAYER AND ANSWERING MARKET.....FORCING PEOPLE AT NIGHT TO START PRAYERS WITH.."DEAR GOD"..IN PLAIN ENGLISH THATS JUST NOT FAIR" SAID JUDGE REGANDS.
" WHERE IS THE COMPETITION?!...ULTURA, LORD OF THE DREAM REALM HAS HAD TO CLOSE SHOP DUE TO GOD.....SO HAS BORTANO-GOD OF WIND AND FIRE. THIS WE CANNOT HAVE. THE SPECIFICS OF THIS LANDMARK CASE ARE NOT YET KNOWN..WHAT IS KNOWN IS THAT THE INFRASTUCTURE OF THE NEW ENTITIES IS DECIDED UPONALREADY.
ONE GOD WILL CONTINUE TO HANDLE AND ANSWER PRAYER IN THE SAME MANNER AS IT IS BEING HANDLED RIGHT NOW. THE OTHER GOD WILL NOW BE IN CHARGE OF JUDGING THE RIGHTEOUS AND CONDEMNING PEOPLE TO ETERNAL HELL.
LOCAL COMPETING GOD AND RULER OF THE SUN "RA" HAD THIS TO SAY
"WELL...ITS ABOUT TIME. MY BUISNESS HAS DECREASED 53% IN THE LAST THREE FISCAL YEARS. AND YOU KNOW WHEN PRAYER VOLUME IS DOWN, SO IS THE MONEY-AND WE HAVE TO RAISE PRICES FOR EVERYONE...AND HE HAD IT COMING....STRUTTING HIS STUFF ALL THE TIME..SEVEN DAYS THIS......SEVEN DAYS THAT"
PEOPLE WORLDWIDE ARE COMPARING THIS TO THE INFAMOUS AT&T MONOPOLY OF THE 80'S IN WHICH THE SMALLER BELL COMPANIES WRE FORMED. ATTORNEY FOR GOD JACOB SCHRAM ISSUED A PRESS STATEMENT THIS AFTERNOON TO CALM
THE GENERAL PUBLIC DOWN ALONG WITH THE GOD SHAREHOLDERS.
"GOD IS VERY DISPLEASED WITH THE OUTCOME OF THIS CASE AND YES...HE WILL PLAN ON APPEALING THIS CASE TO A HIGHER COURT. IS IT IS MY CLIENTS FAULT THAT PEOPLE PREFER HIS TENDER LOVE AND MERCY OVER OTHERS?. MAYBE IF THE OTHER
GODS DID A BETTER JOB AT LOVING THEIR SERVANTS THEY WOULD HAVE A BIGGER MARKET SHARE"
GOD ALSO ISSUED A STATEMENT THAT THE UPGRADE TO GOD ME WILL NOT BE HALTED
CRITICS FEAR THAT THIS CASE IS FAR FROM OVER AS THE 2 GOD COMPANIES WILL COMPETE IN THE COMING MONTHS OVER WHICH WILL BE HAVE THE LUCRATIVE JOB OF DESTROYING THE EARTH
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If I could go back in time, I'd meet Snoopy
[Edited last by Jeff Rogers on September 15, 2001 at 03:26 PM]