The HTF Build-a-Story Game - Version 2 (1 Viewer)

[Matthew Chmiel]

... understand the benefits the widescreen. All of a sudden, Gumby and Pokey enter the moruge. The OAR AVENGERS are in shock as ...
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[Steve Tannehill]

...they all turn into flat, rubber, miniature, poseable, cartoon character action figures. "That's it!" cries Obi. "We can now infiltrate enemy homes and take away their pan&scan DVD's." When suddenly...

 

[RogerB]

....Ewan McGregor dressed as Obi-Wan walks in and says, "They asked me do you want to be in Star Wars and I said fuc*in' right!". The avengers just stood there awestruck when the block head sat up and said....
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[Steve Tannehill]

..."Night of the living dead" fills up my TV screen, but it's in awful black and white. How can you see the blood gushing out of my brain if it's not red? And with that, the zombie block-head leaps off the autopsy table and heads into the street, where...
[Edited last by Steve Tannehill on October 29, 2001 at 11:33 AM]

 

[Eric Scott]

and heads into the street, where...with his spine arched back, his eyes fixed and dilated, his hands reaching outwards grabbing at air, he repetitiously mumbles and groans...as if he were a lost hound ...Blockhead Video..Blockhead Video..Blockhead Video..Blockhead Video..Blockhead Video..Blockhead Video..Blockhead Video..Blockhead Video..Blockhead Video..Blockhead Video..Blockhead Video..Blockhead Video..Blockhead Video..Blockhead Video..Blockhead Video..Blockhead Video..Blockhead Video..Blockhead Video..Blockhead Video..Blockhead Video.......

 

[Rain]

Suddenly, out of nowhere, Steven Speilberg appears, but he's not alone. On one of his shoulders stands a little miniature CGI Steven Speilberg, on the other shoulder stands a miniature puppet Steven Speilberg. Both appear to be whispering things into his ears, when suddenly Speilberg stops in his tracks and attempts to halt the screaming undead lunatic by pointing a walkie talkie at him...
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[Edited last by telepathy on October 29, 2001 at 06:40 PM]
[Edited last by Rain on October 29, 2001 at 06:41 PM]

 

[RogerB]

The zombie grabs the walkie talkie and eats it in one bite. He seems to like to electric shock he gets as it slides down his throat. The zombie looks at Spielberg and says, "What the hell was that A.I. movie all about anyway?"
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[Ricky f]

Spielberg replies " First I want to say, No autographs please. I am worth alot of money and I am too snobish to sign any autographs for the fans that me millions " he then continues " A.I. is my fairytale version of Mr Kubricks original darker verison, I should of made it a darker movie, but I have made some money so I am not that bothered " The zombie then says ....

 

[Ken_McAlinden]

quote: The zombie then says ....[/quote]"It is interesting that you share the facile criticism of your own dark and complex work with so many netizens. I am afraid you are no longer the same man who made that film, so I will have to eat your brains before you have an opportunity to re-edit it in a moment of revisionist self censorship." The gnawing and grunting of the zombie is then interrupted by the sound of...
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Ken McAlinden
Livonia, MI USA
[Edited last by Ken_McAlinden on October 30, 2001 at 03:14 PM]

 

[RogerB]

"By the way, E.T. called and said he's staying home after seeing what you did to his movie."
Spielberg burst into tears. The zombie slapped him across the face and said, "Be a man!" and continued eating.
They both looked up as the moon began to glow as bright as the sun and the ground trembled under their feet.
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[Ricky f]

Then a little creature came zooming towards them, It was non other than E.T. with a walkie talkie. He took the walkie talkie and shoved it up spielberg's ass, E.T. then pulled out a shotgun and put it to Spielberg's head, he said " Take me to Universal Studios, We are going to re-edit E.T. to the way it was " E.T. and spielberg then arrived at Universal Studios. Then ....

 

[Rain]

quote: Then ....[/quote]
...suddenly Matt Chmiel awakens from sleep, groggy. The first sound he is aware of is the shower running, so he gets out of bed and walks towards the bathroom, where he finds Rini Bell stepping out of the shower and toweling herself off. Matt begins to tell Rini about a bunch of zombies and Steven Speilberg and Rini consoles him by reminding him it was all a dream. Suddenly, the secret red OAR Avenger hotline phone rings and Matt answers the phone call, which turns out to be from....
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"Imagine all the people, living life in peace..." - Imagine by John Lennon
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[Edited last by Rain on October 30, 2001 at 02:40 PM]

 

[Matthew Chmiel]

...suddenly Matt Chmiel awakens from sleep, groggy. The first sound he is aware of is the shower running, so he gets out of bed and walks towards the bathroom, where he finds Rini Bell stepping out of the shower and toweling herself off. Matt begins to tell Rini about a bunch of zombies and Steven Speilberg and Rini consoles him by reminding him it was all a dream. Suddenly, the secret red OAR Avenger hotline phone rings and Matt answers the phone call, which turns out to be from....

.. Obi who says "Matt! We need you know! There is a pan & scan," but Obi is interuppted by Rini Bell who starts to say "Matt... come and give me a back rub!" Matt takes the phone and drops it while Obi is still on the line going "Hello..." when all of a sudden ...
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[RogerB]

Rini rips her mask off to reveal....Bob Barker! Bob laughs in a most sinister way - Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!!! He places his hands over Matts eyes, mumbles some strange words and knocks Matt to the floor. Matts mom calls from outside the door, "Matt, it's time to leave for school. Did you get your homework done?" To which Bob replies....
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[Steve Tannehill]

....in a perfect impersonation of Matthew, "Yes, Mom, I got my homework done." Then Barker looks over to Matthew and says in his sinister, silver-haired voice "That'll buy us some time until you enter my life-or-death Pan&Scan Showcase Showdown." Obi, who is still listening on the phone....

 

[RogerB]

...shouts, "NOOooooooooooooo!".
Bob transports Matt to the studio and prepares him for the show.
"You'll never get away with this!" Matt screams as his makeup is applied.
Outside the dressing room door the sound of....
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[Rain]

quote: Outside the dressing room door the sound of....[/quote]
...Rod Roddy is clearly audible. "Matthew Chmiel, C'mon down, you're the next contestant on The Price is Right." Still in his pajamas, Matt reluctantly stumbles onto the stage where Barker is already waiting. "Now, Matthew," he says, "this is what we have in store for you..."
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[Edited last by Rain on October 31, 2001 at 01:15 PM]

 

[RogerB]

...."Here are 10 DVD's and you must pick the ones that are only available in Pan & Scan."
As the audience continues to laugh at Matt's Star Wars pajamas he looks at the DVD's on the pink and orange display.
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[Matthew Chmiel]

As the audience continues to laugh at Matt's Star Wars pajamas he looks at the DVD's on the pink and orange display.

... and he chooses all the pan & scan DVDs. Bob Barker says, "Way to go Matthew! Now you get to play HUMAN PLINKO!" Matt cheers, but then realizes, "Human Plinko?"
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[RogerB]

Matt is escorted to the top of the giant PLINKO board. He is instructed to sit in one of the slots and wait for the trap door to open. He chooses a slot near the middle and sits down. ALl of a sudden the trap door opens and Matts falls through the opening and takes the first peg squarely on the....
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