The Great "Strange Brew" Quote Thread

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  1. Andrew 'Ange Hamm' Hamm

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    In celebration of Warner's MOMENTOUS announcement that we can expect that all-time comedy classic Strange Brew in Summer of 2002, I have decided to strat a quote thread to get all hosers and nobks excited. Quotes from the movie or either album are acceptable. Lengthy analysis of the parallels between Strange Brew and Hamlet are similarly permissible. So dust off your old VHS tapes or laserdiscs and get going.
    I'll begin.
    Brew Meister Smith: "SHUT UP! I could crush your head... like a nut!... But I won't! Because I need you!"
    Bob: "He's a genius, eh? He knows the atlas."
    Judge: "For the benefit of the court, would you please explain 'time code'."
    Claude Elsinore: "Just because I don't know what it is... doesn't mean I'm lying."
    Bob: "Jeez, yer nice. If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you."
    Bob: "Try the parking brake!"
    Doug: "Take off, the parking brake never worked..."
    Bob: "He once fixed our car battery with bird feces and spit cause there's like acid in it."
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  2. Brian Mansure

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    Wonderful, I had no idea it was even being considered for release. [​IMG]
    Okay so here goes my quote...
    "I gotta take a leak so bad I can taste it, eh."
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    [Edited last by Brian Mansure on October 17, 2001 at 08:49 AM]
     
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    "Take off,eh"
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    "My brother and me used to say that drowning in beer would be heaven... Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers- this isn't heaven, this sucks."
    "SIX-FIFTY! HEY YOU, SIX-FIFTY!"
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  5. Bill Catherall

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    -double post-
    [Edited last by Bill Catherall on October 17, 2001 at 01:04 PM]
     
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    Bob: "My brother and I used to say that drowning in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I got two soakers...This isn't heaven, this sucks!"
    EDIT: Take off, eh! Vince horked my quote. You knob.
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    Doug: "Oh, my left nut."
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    Doug: "Hey! Somebody horked our clothes!"
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    Bob: "Hey, get me out of here will you! I got a whiz to throw!"
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    Heehee...I could go on all day! [​IMG]
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    [Edited last by Bill Catherall on October 17, 2001 at 01:06 PM]
     
  7. Andrew 'Ange Hamm' Hamm

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    DOUG: "How do you spell 'knob?' With an 'K' or with just an 'N'?"
    BOB: "With a 'K'. N-O-B-K, it's a silent 'K'."
    ROSIE: "All I got's two fives!"
    BREW MEISTER SMITH: "You stinking hypocrite. You murdered your own brother! You had the stomach for that."
    CLAUDE: "The second time! The second time! You murdered him first! He was already dead when I killed him!"
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    "I'm gettin' whiplash from my burps, eh"
     
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    Never mind my brother, eh, he's drunk.
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    When I was in high school my friends and I would nickname some of the really hot girls in school so that we could talk about them without anyone knowing who we were talking about. Most of the best names came from Strange Brew: i.e. Whiplash, Steamroller ("I'm going to steamroller you.") Ahh...the memories!
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    "It's a jelly."
     
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    "Luke, I am your father. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knobs!"
    "He saw Jedi 17 times, eh!"
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    "The power of the force stopped you, you hosers!"
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    BOB (v/o): "I was the only one left on the planet after the holocaust, eh. The Earth had been like desrastated by nukyular war. Like Russia blew up the U.S. and the U.S. blew up Russia. (Statue of Liberty.) There wasn't much to do. All the bowling alleys had been wrecked. So's I spent most of my time looking for beer.
    "One day, as I was out looking for a nice place to build a city for my children, I encountered a fleshy-headed mutant in the forbidden zone. I landed my craft to pursue and destroy this genetic freak before he could warn the other mutants in the hidden caves. (I was a one-man force, like Charlton Heston in Omega Man. Did you see it? It was beauty.)
    BOB: "Fleshy-headed mutant! Are you friendly?"
    DOUG: "N-No way, eh! R-Radiation has made me an enemy of civlazation."
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    slight edit by moderator who is a knob.
    [Edited last by Philip Hamm on October 19, 2001 at 12:33 PM]
     
  15. Andrew 'Ange Hamm' Hamm

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    (This is my 1,500th post. Beauty, eh?)
     
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    BMSmith: "Put them in the game. Take them to Level Five"
    Ted: "Level five?"
    BMSmith: "LEVEL FIVE!"
    CElsinore: "Do it! Do it!"
    "It's Nice to get away from the brewery for a while, you know? Take a little drive."
    "The Colonels' dead and here we are enjoying his chicken"
    CElsinore: "I have a photographic memory"
    Inspector: "Really?"
    CElsinore: "Yes, I never forget a thing."
    Inspector: "Well, that may be useful in my investigation of this case."
    CElsinore: "Well, feel free to call upon me at any time"
    Inspector: "My compliments on the many fine things you have in your home.
    CElsinore: "Well, thank you"
    Inspector turs and looks at painting
    Inspector: "Boneparte"
    CElsinore: "Ah, Naponeon actually"
    Inspector: "What's a thing like that cost?"
    CElsinore: "Oh, four - five thousand dollard I don't remember."
    Inspector turns to a statue
    Inspector: "Who - who chiseled this?"
    CElsinore: "Some sculptor I think, I'm terrible on names."
    Inspector: "I thought you said that you have a photograhpic memory"
    CElsinore: "Oh. Well... {coughs} normally I would, but"
    Claude Elsinore's wife appears "Darling..."
    CElsinore: "Ahhh, my wife."
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    NICE EFFECTS, EH?
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    Psst! ACT!
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  20. Andrew 'Ange Hamm' Hamm

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    BOB: "So, do you travel quite a bit?"
    (PS: You have no idea how glad I am to have this movie on laserdisc.)
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