The Chicken Joke

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  1. Steve Christou

    Steve Christou Long Member

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    A man was driving along a motorway when he noticed a chicken running alongside his car.
    He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with him, as he was doing 50 mph.
    He accelerated to 60 mph, and the chicken was keeping pace.
    He sped up to 75 mph, and the chicken passed him.
    The man noticed that the chicken had three legs.
    So he followed the chicken down a road and ended up at a farm.
    He got out of his car and saw that all the chickens had three legs.
    He asked the farmer, "What's up with these chickens?"
    The farmer smiled. "Well, everybody likes chicken legs, so I bred a three-legged bird.I'm going to be a millionaire!".
    The man asked the farmer how they tasted.
    The farmer replied, "Don't know, I haven't caught one yet."
     
  2. Eric Scott

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    Cluck! Cluck! Cluck!
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    He thought on homeland, the big timber, the air thin and chill all the year long. Tulip poplars so big through the trunk they put you in mind of locomotives set on end. He thought of getting home and building him a cabin on Cold Mountain so high that not a soul but the nighthawks passing across the clouds in autumn could hear his sad cry. Of living a life so quiet he would not need ears. And if Ada would go with him, there might be the hope, so far off in the distance he did not even really see it, that in time his despair might be honed off to a point so fine and thin that it would be nearly the same as vanishing.
    -- Charles Frazier, Cold Mountain
     
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    Its topics like this that really make me wonder about some of the members on this forum [​IMG]
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  6. brentl

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    Why you laugh ? [​IMG]
    LL cool B
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