So let's recap what alien anal probes can do to humans: 1. Telekinetic vibratory powers (a la Scanners) 2. In Vitro Fertilization (or immaculate conception) 3. Life force re-distribution 4. Predictive powers (prescience) 5. Smoking in diners 6. Eric Cartman wasn't spotted by this viewer... It feels a bit like a mix of the X-Files meets the X-Men.