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Discussion in 'Testing' started by Steve Christou, Aug 27, 2002.

  1. Steve Christou

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    Enfields are nice, but I have to say I'm a Garand gal. I've got two (WWII era and Korean War era) and if I'm not careful I could end up a bunch more. Very elegant and nice shooting rifles. I haven't been to the range in a while - got one very close to work but I prefer one closer to where I live. I'll have to remedy that problem next weekend.
     
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    Re: T.E. Lawrence. He had a thing about motorcycles as well—in his case, a Brough Superior.

    And BSA! I almost purchased a used 1967 BSA Lightning 650, but opted for a new Triumph T120R Bonneville 650 instead.
     
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    Dixie Alert!!!!!
     
  7. Steve Christou

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    They got you Mike, you shouldn't have fallen asleep, um do you want me to post something rude and vulgar to confuse them? Or maybe some chanting is in order mmmm?

    um eho tep... um eho tep... um eho tep... [just clearing my throat]
     
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    It's like Professor Higgins said:

    "Why can't the English learn to speak?!"
     
  9. Steve Christou

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    "The roin in Spoin falls moinly on the ploin" [​IMG]
     
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  11. John H

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    trying to fix a hole in the ocean... trying to make a dovetail joint
     
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    I've always loved that Garand poster.

    I got both of mine through the CMP. I got the first when they were only $250. At that time you were limited to one only, but they later changed that to one a year. The second rifle was a 'select grade' which they no longer offer. It's a real nice rifle and looks brand new. If you want a CMP rifle you should get your name in ASAP. They are going to run out of rifles one of these days. (Too bad we can't get the M14s...)
     
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    "If i were hours late for dinner would you bellow?

    If i forgot your silly birthday would you fuss?

    Would you complain if i took out another fellow?

    Why can't a woman...

    BE LIKE US?"
     
  14. Steve Christou

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    I'm going bananas here, sometimes scanning the forum I get the impression most of the whingers, worriers and moaners inhabiting cyberspace have descended on the HTF to air their woes and sorrows, me I sleep like a baby, in fact I sleep so soundly that when I get kicked off the bed by the bride of Frankenstein I carry on sleeping and snoring on the carpet... What.Me Worry?[​IMG]
    AN EDIBLE VERSION OF THIS POST IS NOW AVAILABLE, ASK AT COUNTER.
     
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    Wouldn't it be easier to just make the post self-destruct? I mean it is rather indigestible as it stands.
     
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    Drat I seem to have upset John, knew I should have added more smileys in that post.[​IMG]
    Lisa: I like him! He's smart, he's sensitive, he's clearly not obsessed with his physical appearance...
    Homer: [walking by] My ears are burning.
    Lisa: Uh, I wasn't talking about you, Dad.
    Homer: No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-Tip.
    Marge: Mmm...
    Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
    Homer: Woo-hoo! Four-day weekend!
     
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    But what about Naomi?
     
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    What about Campbell?
     
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    Homer: Okra

    Ophra: It's Ophra

    Homer: Okra

    Ophra: Ophra

    It was the Duke's. It was the Duke's.
     
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    Things you would never know if it weren't for the movies...
    Large, loft apartments in New York City are plentiful and affordable, even if the tenants are unemployed.
    One of a pair of identical twins is evil.
    Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry about which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.
    It doesn't matter if you are greatly outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts. Your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one... dancing around in a threatening manner until you have dispatched their predecessors.
    When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible but slightly blue.
    If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to be a world-famous expert on nuclear fission, dinosaurs, hieroglyphics, or anything else, at the age of 22.
    Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their enemies using complex machinery involving fuses, deadly gasses, lasers, buzz saws and hungry sharks, all of which will give their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.
    During all crime investigations, it is necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
    All grocery shopping bags contain at least one French bread and one bunch of carrots with leafy tops.
    You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
    A man will show no pain while taking the most horrific beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
    If staying in a haunted house, women must investigate any strange noises in their most diaphanous underwear, which is what they happened to be wearing when the car broke down.
    If someone says "I'll be right back", they won't.
    Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel from time to time.
    All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.
    A police detective can only solve a case after he has been suspended from duty.
    Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure each is assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
     

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