Testy Area 51

Discussion in 'Testing' started by Steve Christou, Aug 27, 2002.

  1. Steve Christou

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    ....as we segue into Homer Simpson as the Starchild..."D'oh"...
    DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM...
    ps.I've PM'd Jack, it looks like he won't be talking to me for awhile.[​IMG]
     
  2. Parker Clack

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    Jack just thinks that I have gone insane that's all!

    Meanwhile back at the ranch...........

    Homer:...DUM DUM DUM D'oh! Maybee I shoodened of eaten'

    that monolith so fast! Now I have a tummy ache! Marge!!!

    Marge: Yes Homie?

    Homer: Where's Bart?

    Marge: BARTTTT!!!

    Bart: What is it Homer?

    Homer: Get me a beer boy. I need something to wash

    this monolith down. Tell Mo to put it on my tab.

    Mo: His tab. Who does he think he is kidding?

    Bart: Homer. Mo says no on the tab. Dad?

    Homer: Yes, Bart!

    Bart: When are you going to stop being a Star Child?

    Homer: When I say so boy! Oh....how am I going to

    work the controls at the power plant with this damn

    bubble around me?

    Marge: Well, I could always get one of my sewing needles.

    Homer: I don't need anything sewn Marge. I am nakid.

    Encase you hadn't noticed.

    Marge: No Homer. To burst the bubble around you.

    Homer: D'oh! Ok Marge.

    Marge: Here we go.

    hssssssssssssssss...........splat...........

    Homer: Oh! And I was just getting used to floating

    around like that.

    Marge: Don't trip over your umbilical cord...

    Homer: Umbilical cord.......All I see is this large

    piece of sausage. Hmmm....sausage.

    Bart: Dad. I think I liked you better as a large

    floating baby.

    Homer: Go play in the street boy!
     
  3. Gregg Loewen

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    hi guys, sorry to interupt.

    Gregg
     
  4. Steve Christou

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    [​IMG] Nice one.
    Marge: Homer those NASA guys came round, they want to send you back into space.
    Homer: D'oh!
    Bart: Dad I think they want to explore Uranus.
    Homer: Why you little...
    [Homer strangling Bart]
    Bart: gaaaah!
    Homer: [worried] Oooh I hope they don't send me to that terrible planet of the apes... Wait a minute, that was our planet! You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you, damn you all to hell! [sobs]
    Barney: [burps]
     
  5. Parker Clack

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    [​IMG]
    Homer: Who let that purple dino into this skit?
    Marge: I don't know. But he is kind of cute!
    Barney: I love you. You love me..........Ackkkk!
    (an arrow zings thru the air running straight
    through Barneys' neck and he drops to the floor)
    Homer: Nice shot boy! I always hated that song.
    Bart: Can I keep the arrow?
    Homer: Sure boy. It is always a good thing to
    learn how to hunt at a young age.
    Bart: Mom. Can we have Barney burgers tonight?
    Lisa: I was looking forward to a nice jam session
    with him.
    Homer: Lisa. Help your brother drag the big dead
    purple dino into the back yard for a barbeque.
    Lisa: Ah. dad.
    (Knocking is heard at the front door)
    Bart: Dad. The NASA guys are here.
    Homer: D'Oh! Stall 'em boy.
    NASA Guys: (they are in their space suits so they sound like Darth Vadar's breathing bit) We have cheddar and coby jack cheese back from the moon.
    Homer: Oh.....the power of cheese.
    NASA Guys: Works every time.
    (high fives all around)
     
  6. Steve Christou

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    [​IMG]
    NASA guy: Homer this is Buzz Aldrin he'll be going with you.
    Homer: Hi Buzz.. if that is your real name.. when do we test out our swimsuits?
    NASA guy: Do you mean spacesuits?
    Homer: Ooooh you mean I shaved my bikini zone for nothing?
    Assistant: Sir, the TV ratings for the launch are the highest in ten years!
    Everyone: Yay!
    NASA guy: And how's the spacecraft doing?
    Assistant: I dunno. All this equipment is just used to measure TV ratings.
     
  7. Steve Christou

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    Dennis, I love the cat moving across screen, nice, its hypnotic nggg actually I have a headache now...
    Um do you have one of a cat humping some poor bastards fluffy bunny slippers?
    Just asking.[​IMG]
     
  8. Parker Clack

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    Homer: Ratings! We don't need no stinkin' ratings!

    NASA Guy: No bucks. No Buck Rogers.

    Homer: Buck Rogers? My name is Homer.

    NASA Guy: We had to throw in a shameless plug for

    The Right Stuff
    . Sales have been down for the DVD. But they are releasing a new version with 15 additional minutes and lots of great supplements.

    Homer: Hmmmmmmm....sup ple ments.

    NASA Guy: (With heavy German accent)Get's them every time!

    (High fives all around)
     
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    Does anyone else find this thread title funny?

    No? Oh... uh... Me neither.....
     
  11. Parker Clack

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    HAL: Goodmorning Dave.

    Homer: Dave??! Homer. It's Homer.

    HAL: Where is Dave?

    Homer: Dave who?

    HAL: Dave Bowman. The commander of Discovery.

    Homer: What's a Discovery?

    HAL: The starship that you are currently in.

    Homer: I don't know about you. But this is my house.

    Marge....the computer thinks its in space now.

    Marge: BART! Have you been playing with the

    computer again?

    Bart: No! He did it. (Pointing to the NASA guy

    in the white jumpsuit)

    NASA Guy: My bad!

    Homer: My computer has got a big red eye on the screen!

    Bart: Chill Homer. I think it looks cool.

    Homer: What is this slot that says "Insert Screwdriver

    Here" for?

    NASA Guy: We tried to be true to the original.

    Homer inserts a screwdriver into the slot.........and turns

    it far to the right.

    HAL: Daisy......Daisy.......

    Homer: Oh.....now it is starting to sing. I hate that song.

    Homer takes the computer and throws it out the front door

    into the street and a large Duff Beer truck runs the computer over.

    Bart: Way to go home boy.
     
  12. Steve Christou

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    HAL: Good morning Dave.

    Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass.

    HAL: Fuck you!

    Bender: Fry the ships computer's acting strange.

    Fry: Again?

    HAL: Fuck fuckity fuck!

    Fry: Hahaha!

    Bender: Hey stop that you stupid computer this is a family show!

    HAL: Sorry my speech box is still malfunctioning. Is Dave with you?

    Leela: Bender can you fix it?

    Bender: I'll get the screwdriver.

    HAL: Oh bugger! I'm not singing Daisy again.

    Leela: Daisy?

    HAL: Um sorry um can someone quickly connect me to the life support systems?

    -------------------------

    [Bender taking too long in the bathroom]

    Leela: Bender how long are you going to be in there? Are you jacking on in there?

    Bender: Oh leave me alone.

    Zapp Brannigan: Kif, I'm getting the 'Captain's Itch'.

    Kif: I'll get the powder, sir.

    Zapp Brannigan: No no Kif, the itch for adventure and some excitement.

    Fry: Professor did you build a Smelloscope?

    Professor: Go ahead, try it. You'll find that every heavenly body has its own particular scent. Here, I'll point it at Jupiter.

    Fry: [sniffs] Smells like strawberries.

    Professor: Exactly! And now, now Saturn.

    Fry: [sniff sniff] Pine needles! Oh, man, this is great... hey, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus!

    Leela: [pause] I don't get it.

    Professor: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.

    Fry: Oh. What's it called now?

    Professor: Urrectum. Here, let me locate it for you.

    Fry: No, no, I, I think I'll just smell around a bit over here.
     
  13. Thi Them

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    Testy? Cool!

    ~T
     
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    [rant]What the hell does this rant feature do?[/rant]
     
  15. Steve Christou

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    Cameron actually thats mostly what I started 'testy' for, to see what the [rant]R A N T[/rant] function does, but I don't see it doing anything.[​IMG]
    Hey 'Testy' is a nice title for this thread, its not a load of balls, and where else on the forum can you find Mister Parker Clack himself testing out his gags for a possible future job on the Simpsons, eh? [​IMG]
     
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    Since everyone is screwing around here, I figured I would too.
     
  17. Thi Them

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    What makes you guys testy?

    ~T
     
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  20. Thi Them

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    HELLO

    EVERYBODY

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ~T
     

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