Don Black
Screenwriter
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But my too-smart-for-her-own-good friend found a loophole in it... Time IS money, time does not EQUAL money. So yeah, kinda ruined it for me
As a former professor would have said, in a thick Indian accent, "Oh, that is not a problem!"
"Is" is an equivalence, or an "equals"
But, allowing for a looser meaning, we can say "Time is proportional to money".
So:
Time = A^2 * $Money
where A >= 0
depending on your particular case.
This leads to
Girls = A*Evil
So, for someone whose time is worth very little, girls are not so evil. But if you value your time greatly, then girls can be evil many times over.
(I'm waiting for some clever woman to make a version of this from their perspective )
Nick: I don't think someone who owns Stepmom on DVD should criticize others...
HEY! CHEAP SHOT!
I got that free with my DVD player, along iwth 6days7nights, Deep Blue Sea, and Lost in space...