Directors Poll: Who Could You Take In A Fight? (1 Viewer)

[Scott Weinberg]

Shatner.

and Steeve.

 

[Bill J]

Peter Jackson

 

[ChuckDeLa]

:rolleyes

Your feelings for LOTR go beyond mere dissatisfaction, I think....

 

[Steeve Bergeron]

and Steeve.

You wish!

 

[Dome Vongvises]

P.J. Carlesimo

 

[JohnRice]

Kissinger. I'd just start talking about large breasts.



I'd most like to kick Oliver Stone's ass.

 

[Zen Butler]

As you see Axel , I mean Avril is trying to intimidate me. It's not working, I've been training and training hard. Ceaser's PAlace will be in shock when she hits the canvas. I'm going to work the body and just stick to my gameplan. Jab and move.

 

[JonZ]

Anyone except Bruce Lee

 

[Dheiner]

My favorites from the article:

Emo Philips regularly tours the nation's comedy clubs. His latest CD, Emo, came out in 2001.

The Onion: Who could you take in a fight?

Emo Philips: Hawking, Reeve. Not at the same time.

Author and artist Berkeley Breathed is the Pulitzer Prize-winning creator of the comic strips Bloom County and Outland.

The Onion: Who could you take in a fight?

Berkeley Breathed: Bill Gates. Smug wanker... I'd take him down. Pin all my extremities behind my back, and I'd still clean his clock swatting him with my buttocks. But don't read anything into that.