Paradise Hotel......

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  1. dave_brogli

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    Oh my god lets call it instead Clamydia Hotel. wow, how tacky is this show, I only wanted to give it a chance, well, its 8:30. Im done.

    Does anyone else like this show?? Who is the audience geared to? 13-18 year olds?

    but on a lighter note..........
    Wow Charla (sp?) is way hot!
     
  2. dave_brogli

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    charla's just a britney spears rip-off
    lol

    anyone else watch this...... (nope guess not)
     
  3. Patrick Sun

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    Caught the last 30 minutes of this "yet another backstabbing hook-up" show, and wondered why Toni (ol' big breasted bug eyes herself) is on this show? She was on that other Fox show last year where it was about couples getting voted off in a rather complicated manner in a tropical setting.
     
  4. Dan Rudolph

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    The rules seem to need some work. Anyone who turns out not to be straight would screw up the show. They seem to have set the hook-up rules to prevent that from happening, though.

    And whoever goes last in the mate selection is at a huge disadvantage.

    Plus, if I understood their promo, the guys get to vote on who comes on next. I;m not sure if the girls do as well. Wouldn't the guys tend to vote for whoever thought had the least chance witht he ladies so they could stay on? Only the opposite-sex contestants should get to select the new one.
     
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    Anyone know what the endgame is for this show? Just to stay in the hotel the longest?

    Toni's talk with Charla was hilarious at the end when Charla gave Toni the hand when she dissed Toni's strategerie talk.
     
  6. Chuck Schick

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    I can't believe this- my girlfriend found out about this show, now I'm regularly watching 4 reality shows:

    - Paradise Hotel
    - I'm With Busey
    - Love or Money
    - America's Next Top Model

    What the hell happened to me?

    Patrick- you will remember Toni from last summer's "Love Cruise". I almost dropped my beer when I saw her. She has to be the most obnoxious and unappealing person on any of these idiotic shows that I can't stop watching. I think that the surprise at the end of this show is that we finally find out that she's a man.
     
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    Eww...I can get on with my life without seeing that revelation!
     
  8. Chuck Schick

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    So what is the point of the show exactly? If they come out of paradise hotel without any coldsores, they get a prize? And if the people at the hotel get replaced with audience members every week, when does the show end?
     
  9. dave_brogli

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    The show guys, lasts forever.
    Im sorry [​IMG]
     
  10. Chuck Schick

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    I think my favorite part was when they cut to the "hidden" camera in the guys' room right before they came out to meet the women. 3 of them were doing pushups to look more ripped. HAHAHAHA
     
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    I think Toni just invented a new class of "celebrity" on reality TV show. We know about B-listers (Danny Bonaducci, Vince Neil, Emmanuel Lewis) getting in on the action, and I'd even say some of the contestants on the bigger (e.g. Survivor, Bachelor) have become B-list celebs themselves (for about 4 months). However, if you lose at a C-level reality show (i.e. Love Cruise), but then they bring you back, we have your first D-LIST REALITY STAR!!! Tune in weekly for this winner folks.

    Jeremy
     
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    I think Toni qualifies as a DD-List Reality Star.
     
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    A friend told me that Toni was also on Blind Date Acapulco recently. I guess she drank her date under the table and then had her way with him. Ewwwwwwwww
     
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    Dave, I doubt the show can last too long. After a while, they'd end up with regular couples and a rotating person.
     
  15. dave_brogli

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    Why am I sitting here watching this again?
     
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    Actually, the best part was the competition to see which 2 new guys were going to get on the show. Too bad the women went "safe" and picked Dave over Tom, who was "bringing it".

    If I see Toni with that fakish anguish crying face once more...
     
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    I like Dave. I don't think I could stand Tom for an entire episode. They would have had to put up with him for a week.
     
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    But Tom would really get the hate-on going strong on the guy's side. Then again, the previews are supposed to make you think that Dave's got game too.

    Anyhoo, there really isn't an endgame in sight, is there? It does seem like they make up rules as they go along too.

    That whole scene with Charla on her knees on the beach puking her guts out, and Andon't getting miffed at being called "Alex" and is a afraid to offer her some help/comfort because he doesn't want to get puked on. Classy dude...
     
  19. Chuck Schick

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    I like the impromptu "ass grabbing" contest- especially the graphic that said "Zack - Voted Best Ass".

    What's next?

    I can see the hostess getting up there next week and in her sexy accent saying, "Ladies, there is only one man in front of you who does not have an STD. If you choose him, you will get a free pass this week and will not be eliminated."

    PS- If Toni is really in her 20's I'll eat my hat. She doesn't look a day under 35
     
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