New Year's resolutions? (1 Viewer)

[Dennis Nicholls]

That's true. I might set Fluffy Pumpkin loose on you! 19 lbs of attack cat!

 

[SteveGon]

That's okay. I have a 22 lb. beagle mix that loves to chase cats! Unbridled fury, she is!
Edit: her name is Katie, BTW. An ever-popular pet name, no?

 

[Brian Kissinger]

I say why bother. I'm much too lazy to follow through with them anyway. but in the spirit of good fun, the following is a few that come to mind.

1. Eat more cheese

2. Stop touching myself in an impure manner so often

3. Put a quarter in a jar for every cigarette I smoke to make me realize how much money I'm wasting on them (which I'll end up using to buy more cigarettes)

4. Stop making improper advances at co-workers

5. Take a shower(and actually use soap)

6. Cut down on my bean intake (this one's for my family)

7. Stop wasting time thinking of resolutions I'll never follow through with

 

[Rob Gillespie]

Since I've lost 35lbs over the past three months, keeping the weight down has to be mine.

 

[SteveGon]

4. Stop making improper advances at co-workers

Hey, when did I ever complain?

 

[AaronNWilson]

1. Get hired at a police force in BC.

2. Get fit enough to actually pass the police fitness test.

3. Finally get a screen bigger than 27" (I don't wanna be a pan and scammer anymore, honest).

 

[RobR]

Wow, so many men wanting a girlfriend this year!

 

[Scott D S]

Get a girlfriend

Read the Harry Potter books (yeah, really)

Catch up on my classic films

Read more books in general

 

[Dave Morton]

Mine are as follows

1. Lose about 15 lbs (I'm tired of buying new pants)

2. Get more in shape (although this and #1 are linked)

3. Spend more time with my God son ( I started this already by taking him to see LOTR)

4. Try to stay more focused at work