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  1. Joseph DeMartino

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    Scientists discover intact soft tissue inside the thigh bone of a Tyrannosaurous Rex.

    When I get back from my Virgin Space vacation in orbit, I'm definitely heading over to Jurassic Park. [​IMG]


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    Whoah!
     
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    Oooh! Oooh! Can I be the one to start doing gymnastics and flips and crap to start fighting them off? [​IMG]
     
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    I can only assume this is a reference to one of the sequels, which only confirms the rightness of my decision to never to watch either of them. [​IMG]

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    Yep. The Lost World, a horrible piece of filmmaking. I assume the reference is to the scene where the 80-or-so-pound girl swings on a bar and knocks a raptor down long enough to escape.
     
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    **Double post**

    Probably Dennis [Newman] Nedry's fault!
     
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    Don't worry. Just remember that if you are ever stuck in a big kitchen with a bunch of velociraptors...they can't get traction on the slippery tiles.
     
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    and they will always slow down and pause for dramatic effect while hunting, so you can use that to your advantage. Who knew they loved the camera so much? [​IMG]
     
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    You're too kind. At least the 3rd one was watchable....not great but watchable. The Lost World was utter crap start to finish.
     
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    Mmm, mmm. That looks pretty good, actually. Can I be the first to eat a T-rex? [​IMG]

    "Tastes like compy!"
     
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    “I hate computers.”

    Alan Grant: Jurassic Park 1993
     
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    Andrew

    I agree while the dts six-track mix on THX laserdisc was incredible, the visual side just sucked!
     
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    This is amazing. In the picture, the flesh still looks moist and red. If I had tried to imagine this kind of discovery, the best I could have done would be to have thought that it would be some old, dessicated, leathery, mother of all jerkies.

    How can flesh last that long?
     
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    Hey! We're supposed to be doing lines from the Jurassic Park films, not Basic Instinct 2. [​IMG]

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    [Mike splurts Diet Pepsi all over his desk]O...M...G! [​IMG][/Mike splurts Diet Pepsi all over his desk]
     

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