HTF Pumpkin, Why Do You Mock Me?

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  1. Steve Y

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    Why do you arise maliciously each year from the ashes of last Halloween? When I'm ready to forget, why do your pin-prick eyes mock me with their soulless glare?

    What did I do to you?

    You threaten to eat not only the Home Theater Forum Logo, but me as well! Why? Is your appetite that insatiable?

    Cease this haunting of my nightmares, HTF Jack O' Lantern.
     
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    He's Baaaaaaaaaaaack!!!
     
  4. Jay H

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    Wait til thanksgiving!
     
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    I aint skeerd. He aint even Hi Def. Piss off poser.
     
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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    I wonder if he's going to eat the people that live in that little yellow house with the giant DVD wedged in the roof...
     
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    You've never been afraid until you've been visited by (the late) Turkey Knapp!!
     
  9. Mike Frezon

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    It must be about time to go out to the pumpkin patch and wait for the HTF pumpkin...

    Each year he rises up from a sincere pumpkin patch, flies through the air and brings toys to all the members of the HTF.
     
  10. Matt Butler

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    Where is the HTF pumpkin? Hes not here yet [​IMG]
     
  11. Dennis Nicholls

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    If you can make mock turtle soup out of a mock turtle, can you make mock pumpkin pie out of a mock pumpkin? [​IMG]
     
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    Now you've done it!! You do not dare speak its name, for it listens . . . even from the grave. [​IMG]
     
  13. Mike Frezon

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    I fear with most of the gang out in LA, that the HTF Pumpkin may mock us by NOT making an appearance this year!
     
  14. Greg_S_H

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    Which LA gang do we blame for this tragedy? Crips? Bloods? MSG?
     
  15. Dennis Nicholls

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    Monosodium glutimate is a gang? [​IMG]
     
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    Maybe it's the NY Knicks?

    Jay
     
  17. Mike Frezon

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    Or, more appropriately, Isaiah Thomas' fault. They'll be blaming everything on him for the next ten years (and probably with just cause. [​IMG] ).

    I'm fairly confident the MSG that Greg refers to is:

    Microgravity Science Glovebox

    It certainly could be the culprit in this case.

    [​IMG]
     
  18. Malcolm R

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    Dunno, but I can make you some mock turtleneck soup, if you like. [​IMG]
     
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    Mobile Suit Gundam!
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    I mean, anybody who would drop a space colony on the Earth just to prove a point should have no problem interfering with a simple web forum.
     
  20. Greg_S_H

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    I was talking about MS-13, but I'm not sure if you didn't get the joke or are just playing along. [​IMG]
     

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