HTF Owner Parker Clark is 50!!! (1 Viewer)

[Tim Glover]

Happy Birthday Parker! The big 50....Just think, the worst is yet to come

Seriously though, hope you have a great day and hope you have many, many more...

 

[Robert Crawford]

It's a bitch getting old. Parker, as stated in the other thread, welcome to the club.





Crawdaddy

 

[Dennis Nicholls]

Whippersnapper!

Wait until you get to my age.

 

[Chris]

50 is the new thirty. Just keep repeating it.

 

[Tim Glover]

..That's a great one. Need to remember that in about 6.5 years!

 

[Marty M]

I have survived turning 50 for the eighth time, this year. Have a happy birthday.

 

[Jerome Grate]

Happy birthday, you know, that's 350 in dog years.

 

[Chris S]

Happy B-day Parker!! *insert appropriately cruel age joke here*

 

[MarkHastings]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PARKER!

remeber, with age comes loss of sight, so I thought I'd make that big enough for you to see.

 

[Janna S]

Having started my second half century a couple of years ago, I like what a wise old person said (actually, I think it might have been Katharine Hepburn): the older you get, the harder the climb, the shorter the breath, and the better the view. I wouldn't go back in age for anything!

And in a few weeks I am marrying a guy who is in his fourth quarter century, and let me tell you guys: you CAN get older AND better! (It's his third marriage (he lost two wives to cancer) and my first . . . I finally found one worth not tossing back!

 

[Tim Glover]

 

[bobbyg2]

Happy B-Day! You are now officially 34 years older than me!

 

[Mike Frezon]

Happy Birthday, Parker! I'm right behind ya...and catching up fast!



Mark: That was a pretty rude crack about Parker's eyesight going bad due to his advancing age. I'm sure he can even read this really small print and has NO problem seeing this dancing banana!

 

[Bob Graz]

Congrats Parker. Have you been getting tons of AARP membership material in the mail? I'll be joining the club at the end of this year.

 

[Jim_F]

Happy 2nd 25th birthday!

Frances McDormand joins the club on June 23. I'm two days behind her.

 

[RickER]

Hehe, i thought i was the only one who saw Clark for his last name. As he told me its CLACK, not Clark. Happy birthday.

 

[MarkHastings]

LOL - I did too. Happy Birthday Parker Clark, whoever you are!



Homer: "Crabtree!?!?!? I've been calling her Crandle!!!"

 

[Mary M S]

I'm sure Parker will remain just somewhere around 28. [with 22 years of experience]

 

[Aaron Silverman]

Parker, bubeleh, you don't look a day over 48 1/2!

Many happy returns, my friend!

 

[Tim Glover]

ooooopsy....my bad. I'm an IDIOT.

Happy Birthday Mr. Clack...not Clark.

Maybe some kind Mod would be so nice and change it for me.