Hold on to your hats fellas, BEYONCE KNOWLES in August's issue of MAXIM!

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  1. Inspector Hammer!

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    I heard it on Entertainment Tonight, and the spread they previewd is going to be scorching! [​IMG] This could possibly unseat Cathrine Heigl's spread as my new favorite!
    My eyes are offcially peeled the next few days at my local newsstand! Hell, they might have it now!
    I'll find out tomorrow. [​IMG]
     
  2. Max Leung

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    OMFG! *faint*
     
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    Yeah, they mentioned that in the Shakira issue [​IMG]
     
  4. Bill Cowmeadow

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    Beyonce Who? Never heard of the person. Picture please.
     
  5. Reginald Trent

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    John, I didn't know you were a fan of Destiny's Child. [​IMG]
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    Beyonce Who? Never heard of the person. Picture please.
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    BTW She's the lead singer with the golden mane and thick sexy hips.
     
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    John I'm holding onto my um 'hat', now wheres the damn pic? or do I have to forkin' fork out some dosh to buy that ruddy rag?
    I know, first person to scan the pic and post it on this thread gets 2 yummy smileys AND a thumbs up from yours truly, howzat?[​IMG]
    SIGNATURE PHOTO OF MEMBER HOLDING ONTO HIS 'HAT' REMOVED
     
  7. Dome Vongvises

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    There goes my hat.....
     
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    Sometimes I thin John Williamson is my long lost brother. I tell ya John, You and I seem to have the same tastes. Literally. I can't wait to see this issue. I'd love to bury my face in her thighs too. [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    "J-lo (she might be a tad too thick)"
    Take back that blasphemous statement immediately.[​IMG]
    J-lo is such a.....forget it I can't even think straight now.:b
     
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    My apologies Chet [​IMG]. J-lo was my absolute favorite for a long time, but she was unseated sometime ago by Halle Berry - another thin yet curvacious lady.
    You can see the pattern here. I really have to roll my eyes at those who drool to the likes of Mandy Moore. Really, she looks more like a child than anything. I would feel guilty touching her, and I am 23! [​IMG]
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    Holadem
     
  13. Reginald Trent

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    Yeah, I hear ya Holadem. I appreciate the things that separate men shapes from women's such as nice shapely hips. Most of the women many here find sexy have snake hips to go along with the rest of their bean pole bodies. [​IMG]
    as was said earlier, Beyonce is shaped like a fine guitar. While Mandy Moore's shape is closer to that of a flute. [​IMG]
     
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    >>>another thin yet curvacious lady
     
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    Ohhhh... Anybody else thinking of "American Pie" right now?

    Chris
     
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    one time, at band camp.......[​IMG]
    Mike
     
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    Here we go....
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    Peace Out~[​IMG]
     
  18. Ron-P

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    OK, so, maybe that wasn't very fair. Is this better.
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    Guys, you know better than to start a thread about a beauty and NOT provide a pic, C'mon now. Sheesch.
    Peace Out~[​IMG]
     
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    Still waiting for the "scantily dressed, full body shot". :b
     
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