I don't know you personally, but I sure as hell have found the HTF to be an interesting, informative and all-around cool place to hang out. So thanks for cofounding this place and here's hoping you have a very very happy birthday.
Mike, even on Parker's birthday, HTF rules apply. The red diaper is totally off-limits, a thread-fart and offensive. I've reported this post of yours. I mean it's his birthday for corn's sake!
Here's a tasty treat for the birthday boy, I nicked it from the forum's nether regions, I hope it makes up for Mike's photo from that little seen Bond classic 'Diapers Are Forever', tsk tsk.