Great one-liners from Will and Grace (1 Viewer)

[Martin Ortiz]

Do I have to explain the difference between a pimp and a decorator? (Grace)
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[Trace Downing]

When Jack thought his

Jack 2000!

was going to be nominated for a Tony, he and Karen made a video in Will's apartment...
"I'm sorry I couldn't be there in person to accept my award. I'm on the set of my new movie'...looks around...'Badly decorated Crack House!"
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"EEEEW! This must be what evil tastes like!"

 

[Mitty]

If God had wanted men and women to get married, she'd have given them both penises. - Jack

 

[Jeff Webb]

Karen to Grace:
Are you bouncing up and down, or am I under-medicated?